Come on now, think! It's Rachel's tape, and she can do whatever she wants. And she wants to destroy it, so end of story. - I want to see it. - What? You don't want us to see this. You so badly don't want us to see it that it makes me want to see it. Are we watching the tape or not? - It's for your sake. - I don't believe you. I think you don't want them to see you begging me. - Rachel, please? - Oh, a little preview. Fine. I want the record to show that I tried to take the high road. Because in about five minutes, I'm gonna be saying... Okay, here we go. I'm so happy. Thank God you're here. Help me. Were you talking to yourself? - There I am. - You're gonna get pregnant. I screwed up so bad. I told Monica that I'd send those wedding invitations weeks ago. You didn't do it? I put them in my desk at work, and forgot about them until today. Sweetie, it's okay. Everybody made it to the wedding. I'm fine. - Kind of hurting my hand though. - I know. I can 't believe it, especially after Monica went on and on about it. "Here are the invitations, Rachel." "Be very careful, Rachel." "Please no drinking liquids around the invitations, Rachel." Did you do it on our invitations? Not on the ones we sent out. So just the ones you gave back to us and we had framed? It seems like yesterday they just got engaged. I know. Remember the night they got engaged? How you and I almost... Oh, I remember how we almost. You think we would've gone through with it? You think we would have done it? I know I wanted to. I just wasn't sure if you did. Oh, I wanted to. So we both wanted to. Interesting. Anyway, it probably worked out for the best. Yeah, sure. - In about 10 seconds, he kisses me. - In about 5 seconds, you'll see why. Did I ever tell you about the time I backpacked through Western Europe? Get ready to see some begging. - Oh, you came on to Ross! - What? Now I'm so happy. - What? - You used the Europe story! That's the magic story you use when you want to have sex! - How do you know about that story? - How do you know about that story? My friend Irene heard it from some guy. Some guy! No, she told me that his name was Ken Adams. Ken Adams! So, people are familiar with the Europe story? About that, the "who came on to who" thing really doesn't matter. It would have happened either way. If you hadn't initiated it, I know I would have. - It was an amazing night. - It was. It was amazing. You think it looked amazing? I don't know. I honestly didn't watch it. Yeah, me neither. Yet. - That may be weird. - Yeah, it would be really weird. - Good luck. - Good luck to you. - Mind if I mute? - Oh, please. - There go the clothes. - You are undressing awfully quickly. Six months, Rachel. Six months. - We look pretty good. - I was gonna say. - Nice tan. - Thank you. I'd just gone to the beach that weekend. - Have you been working out? - I have been working out. This is so much better than I ever... Oh, that's not pretty. - Make it stop. Make it stop. - Oh, no! Hello, Greg? This is Monica from the plane. Listen, the number that you gave me, 8-5-3... Jenny's been giving out their old number! Jenny! That is so Jenny! How would you like to get together next Saturday? Okay, how about Sunday? Okay, the week after that? The week after that? You know what? We are interesting, funny people with good questions. And if you and your precious Jenny can't see that... January 15? We'll see you then! Subtitles by SDI Media Group [ENGLISH]This one's rare. This one's medium. Go! Hey, Phoebe! How was dinner?! Dinner was good! Just saying hi! Now I'm gonna go! - Well, hello there. - Hi. I didn't see this on the menu. This is Tim, my new sous chef. - So you're Monica's boss? - No, she's my boss. - "Sous" is French for "under." - I "sous-stand." Tim, I need a caesar salad. And could you get me the pesto? - You made pesto? - ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Космические яйца на английском - текст Один дома 3 на английском - текст Конфискатор на английском - текст Семейное дело на английском - текст Реальная любовь на английском |