don't see this having a future. But you said that you liked him. What happened? Did you just change your mind? - Kind of. - Then change it back! I'm sorry. It's just, there's no real spark. Didn't you sleep together? Yeah. Tramp. Does Joey have any idea? I don't think he does. You know what? Maybe you could tell him I'm not interested... ...in a serious relationship. You mean, like, that you're kind of a loner? Yeah, that'd be great. And maybe that you're a real stronzo. I'm sorry. I guess Italian isn't one of the four languages you speak. - Hey. Want to go? - Yeah, let's go. - Okay. See you guys later. - Bye, guys. Hey, thank you so much. Wow. I guess it wasn't cupid that brought her here. No, just a regular old flying dwarf. Yes, yes. How can I help you? We were just looking around. Oh, you're fellow scholars. What exactly were you looking for? Perhaps Dr. Chester Stock's musings... ...on the Smilodon californicus? Get out of here! Meeting someone? Or are you just here to brush up... ...on Merriam's views on evolution? Actually, I find Merriam's views far too progressionist. I find Merriam's views far too progressionist. I'm sorry. Who are you? I'm a professor here. Ross Geller. Ross Geller? Why do I know that name? It's a... . Wait. Did you write this? Yes. You're the person who checked out my book? You know, you look nothing like I would have thought. You're so young. Well, I skipped fourth grade. I am very, very sorry. - So how was your date? - Great. We walked around the Village. We went to this ice cream place. Split a milk shake. Seventy-thirty, but still. I'm thinking of taking her upstate to one of those bed and breakfasts. Really? She said she wants to go? No, it's a surprise. It's gonna be tricky, because she's busy at work. Joey, look, honey, we need to talk, okay? I got the feeling from her... ...that she's not looking for a serious relationship. - Where are you getting this? - She told me. She said she's kind of a loner. - Joey... - Hey, Rach, it's cool, you know. I'm a loner too, right? Hey, Joey. You know what? You are way too good for her. I promise, next time I will tell them you're not looking for a relationship. No, don't do that. Just... . - Next time, make sure she likes me. - Well, that too. Joey? - Do you want some pancakes? - Finally. What are we gonna do? I say we go with "Careless Whisper. " Chandler? Did she see us yet? Did she see us? Janice, what are you doing here? I thought I was gonna go back to my apartment... ...but I just felt like I really couldn't be alone tonight. I was just wondering if I could maybe stay here with you. Just, I really feel like I need to be with family. Our kids are gonna call her Aunt Janice, aren't they? Please. Because otherwise, I really don't know what I might do. Aren't you just a teensy bit curious? - You have any tissues? - Yeah, in the bathroom. We'll just let her stay. No. If we let her stay, she will stay forever. - Kind of like your Barcalounger. - Is that what you're thinking about? I never stop thinking about it. Hey, you guys? Do either one of you want to get in there before I take my bath? Janice, I'm sorry... ...but you can't stay here tonight. Why not? Honestly? Our apartment is a hotbed... ...for electromagnetic activity. Monica and I have been immunized, but sadly... ...you have not. I'm gonna need a comforter. Do you have a hypoallergenic one? Because otherwise I get very nasal. Do you have a cat? Because it's already happening. Do you hear that? Listen. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! You have to go. Why? Because Chandler still has feelings for you. He does? Say again? That's right. That's right. And that is why you can't stay here tonight. And probably why you shouldn't come to the wedding. Feelings. Such strong feelings. I mean, I realize that his feelings may never completely go away... ...but ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Солярис на английском - текст Вынужденная посадка на английском - текст Как я съел собаку на английском - текст Спасатель на английском - текст Вкус зелёного чая после риса на английском |