want a simple wedding.

Please. Honey,leave the details to me.

Now, I want to make this day as special for you as I can.

Now, okay, I was thinking that the harpist should wear white.

Well, harpist?
My friend Marjorie is playing the steel drums.

Oh, she backed out.

She did? Why?

I made her.

Steel drums don't really say elegant wedding,

nor does marjorie's overwhelming scent.

Hey. She will shower when tibet is free.
 

Hey. You look great.
Hey. You, too.

I'm so glad we're having this rehearsal dinner.You know, I so rarely get to practice my meals before I eat them.

Okay, what did we say was your one gift to us?

No stupid jokes.

But I thought that was for the actual wedding.
Rehearse it.

Hi.

Thanks for coming, you guys.
Oh, yeah. Oh.

I, uh, I was, uh, I was going for a handshake.

Is that why your hand is pressed against my crotch?

That is why.
Yeah.

Rach?
Yeah?
Where's Emma?

Oh, Monica made me send her to my mother's.Apparently, babies and weddings don't mix.

Are you still crying about your damn baby?

Phoebes...
you got to keep the line moving.
Remember, 20 seconds per person.

You see these clowns all the time.

Hey, you're Mike's parents, right?

Yes, we are.

Oh... our little ones are growing up fast, aren't they?

How's that?

You know, on the one hand, you're happy for them,
but on the other hand, it's hard to let go.

Who in god's name are you?

Hey, I'm not that fond of you either, okay, buddy,
but I'm just trying to be nice for the kids.

You know what I just realized?

We have no idea what we're doing in the wedding tomorrow.

Yeah, I thought we'd be groomsmen, but wouldn't they have asked us by now?

When did they ask you to be a bridesmaid?

Uh, November.
I want to say it's not looking good

Hey, Phoebes?

Sorry?

You haven't told these guys what they are doing in the wedding yet.

Um, well, they're not in the wedding.
What?

Well... this is really awkward.

Oh, and I can leave.

I'm sorry, you guys.But, you know, Mike's got his brother and his friends from school,

so, you know, you were... if it helps, you were next in line. You just missed the cut.

Oh, man. 
This is like figure skating team all over again.

I mean, synchronized swimming. I mean... I mean, the balance beam.

Help me. 
Football.
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