Well, it's the thought.
Hey, doesn't Ross's flight get in in a couple hours? At gate 27-B?
Uh, yeah.
Uh, Monica, y'know, honey, I've been thinking about it and I've decided this?
This whole Ross thing, it's just not a good idea.
Oh, why?
Because, I feel like I wouldn't just be going out with him.
I would be going out with all of you.
Oh, and there would just be all this pressure,
and I don't wanna...
No, no, no, no, no, no pressure, no pressure!
Monica, nothing has even happened yet,
and you're already so...
I am not 'so'!
OK, I was a teensy bit weird at first, but...
I'll be good. I promise.
Who is it?
It's me, Carl.
C'mon up.
Behind my brother's back?
... is exactly the kind of crazy thing you won't be hearing from me.
Seven hundred bucks!
Alright, you did it! Do we have any fruit?
Man, hell of a two weeks, huh? Y'know what, though?
I really feel like I learned something.
Really?
So, you're gonna stick with this 'it's all for her' thing?
What, are you crazy?
When a blind man gets his sight back,
does he walk around like this?
I'm just sayin', if I see one more picture of Ed Begley, Jr. in that stupid electric car,
I'm gonna shoot myself!
I mean, don't get me wrong... I'm not against environmental issues per se....
it's just that guy!
I can't believe you'd rather go out with him than me.
Would you excuse me, please?
I'm trying to have a date here.
Fine, just stop thinking about me.
Can't do it, can you?
So I'm thinking about you. So what?
I don't get it.
What do you see in this guy, anyway?
Well... he happens to be a very nice... guy....
I mean, come on, buddy, get a real car!
Rachel, come on. Give us a chance.
Ross, it's too hard.
No, no, no... why, because it might get weird for everyone else?
Who cares about them. This is about us.
Look, I-I've been in love with you since, like, the ninth grade.
- Ross, you're like my best friend.
- I know.
- If we broke up, and I lost you...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. What makes you think we're gonna break up?
Well, have you been involved with someone where you haven't broken up?
No.
But... it only has to happen once.
Look, you and I both know we are perfect for each other, right? I mean...
so, the only question is... are you attracted to me?
I don't know...
I mean,
I've never looked at you that way before.
Well, start looking.
Exactly! And you just know I'm gonna be the guy caught behind this hammerhead in traffic!
Right! You're right!
- You know what?
- What?
I forgot... I am supposed to pick up a friend at the airport. I am so sorry! I'm so...
if you want to stay, and finish your drinks, please do....
I mean?I'm sorry. I-I-I gotta go. I'm sorry.
Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me, excuse me, sorry. Hi.
For God's sake, will you let it go?
There's no Rachel!
Oh, hey, hey, I got that.
- Oh, thanks, sweetie.
- No problem.
I cannot wait for you to meet my friends.
- Really?
- Yeah.
You don't think they'll judge and ridicule me?
No, no, they will. I just... uh... Can't wait.
Come on, they're gonna love you.