are.
Not necessarily...
Yes necessarily!I mean, I dunno what it is, maybe it's the Amish thing.
Um, I'm not actually Amish.
Really? Then why are you like that?
You by the door. In or out?
In.
You in the back, you're getting it all wrong!
Yeah, but at least I'm doing it!
This is the final boarding call for flight 67 to San Diego,boarding at gate 42A.
Okay.Good-bye, little monkey guy. Alright, I wrote you this poem. Okay,
but don't eat it 'till you get on the plane.
Aww. Thank you, Aunt Phoebe.
Oh!
Okay, bye, champ.
Now, I know there's gonna be a lot of babes in SanDiego, but remember, there's also a lot to learn.
I dunno what to say, Ross.Uh, it's a monkey.
Just, just say what you feel.
Marcel, I'm hungry.That was good.
Marcel, this is for you.
It's, uh, just,y'know, something to, um, do on the plane.
Uh, if you guys don't mind, I'd like to take a moment, just me and him.
Oh, sure.Sure, absolutely.
Marcel, c'mere, c'mere.(He sits down and Marcel jumps down and sitsbeside him)
Well buddy, this is it.
There's just a coupla things I want to say.
I'm really gonna miss you, and I'm never gonna forget about you.
You've been more than just a pet tome, you've been more like a be-  Okay,
Marcel, please, could you leave my leg alone?
Could you just stop humping me for twoseconds?!
Marcel, would- okay, just take him away.Just take him.
Oh, that I were a glove upon that hand,that I might touch thy cheek...
That's fine, thank you.Next.
Hi, uh, I'll be reading for the role of Mercutio.
Name?
Holden McGroin.The One With The Ick Factor
Tell him.No.Tell him, tell him.Just...please tell him.Shut up!
Tell me what?
Look at you, you won't even look at him.
Oh, come on tell me.I could use another reason whywomen won't look at me.
All right, all right, all right.
Last night, I had a dream that, uh, youand I, were...
Doing it on this table.
Wow!Exellent dream score.
Why, why, why would you dream that?
More importantly,was I any good?
Well, you were pretty damn good.
Interesting, cause in my dreams, I'm allways surprisingly inadequate.
Well, last night you seemed to know your way around the table.
I love it, when we share.
You're okay there?
I can't belive you two had sex in her dream.
I'm sorry, it was a one-time-thing.
I was very drunk and i wassomebody else's subconscious.
Hello Rachel.Get off.
Uh, uh, gimme.
Can you see me operating a drillpress?
I don't know. What are you wearing?
Pheebs, why would you want to operate a drill press?
Just for some short-term-work.
You know, until I get back some of mymassage clients.
Pirates again?
No, nothing like that.
I was just such a dummie. I taught this"massage-yourself-at-home-workshop." And they are.
Hey, hey, Chan. She could work for you.
Thanks Joey, that's a good idea.
What I could, I could do it.What is it?
Well, my secretary is gonna be out for a couple of weeks.She is having one of her boobs redused.
It's a whole big boob story.
I could be a secretary.
Well, you know Phoebs.I don't know if it's your kinda thing, becauseit involves a lot of being normal.
For a large portion of the day.
I could do that.
What are you playing with?
Oh, it's my new beeper.
What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?
Is it like for dinosaur emergencies.'Help, come quick, they're stillextinct.'
No, it's for when Carol goes into labor.
She can get me wherever I am. I mean, all she has to do is to dial 55-JIMBO.
A cool phone number, and a possible name for the kid.
All right, I'll see you guys later.
Off to see young Ethan?
Thank you.
How young is young Ethan? Young?
He's... our age.
When we were?
Okay, he's a senior in college.
College?Whoa!
And this manchild has no problem with how old you are?
No, of course not.It's not even an issue. Cause I told him I was 22.
What?
Oh, I can't pass for 22?
Well, maybe 25-26.
I am 26.
There you go.
Can you hear that?
Yeah?
See that'll stop when you pick up the phone.
Oh. Uh, I'm on.