think his butt would like to get this shot before lunch. Once again, rolling... water working...
and action....and cut. What was that?
I was going for quiet desperation.
But if you have to ask...
God, I love these fingers...
Thank you.
No, actually I meant my fingers. Look at 'em, look at how happy they are.
Oh my God, I'm late.Oh no nonononononnononono, don't go..
Okay.
Oh no, I have to.
I'm sorry. He'll be waiting for me.
Well, I thought- I thought you talked to Rick.
It's not Rick.
What, Ethan? He got to spend the whole day with you!
No, it's-it's Andrew.
I know there'll be many moments in the years to come when I'll regret asking the following question, but-
And Andrew is?
He's... new.
Oh, so what you're saying is you're not completely fulfilled by Rick, Ethan and myself?
No, that's not exactly what I was..
Well, y'know, most women would kill for three guys like us.
So what do you want?
You.
You have me!
Nono, just you.
Whaddyou mean?
Lose the other guys.
...Like, ...all of them?
C'mon, we're great together, why not?
Why can't we just have what we have now? Why can't we just talk, and laugh, and make love, without feeling obligated to one another...
and up until tonight I thought that's what you wanted too.
...Well, y'know, part of me wants that, but it's like I'm two guys, y'know? I mean, one guy's going 'Shut up! This is great!'
But there's this other guy. Actually it's the same guy that wells up every time that Grinch's heart grows three sizes and breaks that measuring device...
And he's saying, y'know, 'This is too hard! Get out! Get out!'
So... which one of the two guys will you listen to?
I don't know, I-I have to listen to both of them, they don't exactly let each other finish...
Which one?
...The second guy.
Well, call me if you change your mind.
Sorry, the first guy runs the lips.
Look at it this way : you dumped her. Right?
I mean, this woman was unbelievably sexy, and beautiful, intelligent, unattainable...
Tell me why you did this again?
Hey!
Hey, waitwait, aren't you the guy that plays the butt in the new Al Pacino movie?
Nope.
No? What happened, big guy?
"Big guy?"
It felt like a 'big guy' moment.
I got fired.
Oh!
Yeah, they said I acted too much with it.
I told everybody about this! Now everybody's gonna go to the theatre, expecting to see me, and...
Oh, Joey, you know what, no-one is gonna be able to tell.
My mom will.
Something so sweet and...disturbing about that.
Y'know, I've done nothing but crappy plays for six years. And I finally get my shot, and I blow it!
Maybe this wasn't your shot.
Yeah, I mean... I think when it's your shot, y'know, you-you know it's your shot.
Did it... feel like your shot..?
Hard to tell, I was naked.
No, I don't think this was your shot. I mean, I don't even think you just get one shot.
I really believe big things are gonna happen for you, I do!
You've gotta just keep thinking about the day that some kid is gonna run up to his friends and go 'I got the part! I got the part! I'm gonna be Joey Tribbiani's ass!'.
Yeah? That's so nice!
I'm sorry, Joey. I'm gonna go to bed, guys.
Uh, Mon, you-you gonna leave your shoes out here?
Uh-huh!
Really? Just casually strewn about in that reckless haphazard manner?
Doesn't matter, I'll get 'em tomorrow. Or not. Whenever.
She is a kook.
If it bothers you that much, just go out and get the shoes.
No. Don't do this. This is stupid! I don't have to prove anything, I'm gonna go get them...
But then everyone will know. Unless I get them, and then wake up really early and put them back!
I need help!Everybody? Shh, shhh. Uhhh...
Central Perk is proud to present the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay.
Hi. Um, I want to start with a song thats about that moment when you suddenly realize what life is all about.
OK, here we go.
OK, thank you very much.
Oh, great. This is just...
Wow, this is so cool, you guys. The entire city is blacked out!
Mom says it's all of Manhattan, parts