lap dance?
I think I'm going
to have to give you a rain check.
Well, since you 'll be leaving
in the next couple of days,
that rain check'll be worthless.
But that's okay.
I understand
if I make you uncomfortable.
You 're still a nice girl.
And I still like you.
But I must warn you of something.
You know how people say,
"You 're okay in my book,"
or, "In my book, that's no good."
Well, I actually have a book.
And everybody
I ever meet goes in this book.
And now I've met you,
and you 're goin' in the book.
Except...
I'm afraid I must file you...
under...
"Chicken Shit."
And what if I did it?
Well, I definitely couldn't
file you under "Chicken Shit,"
then, now, could I?
What's your name again?
- Stuntman Mike.
- Well, Stuntman Mike...
I'm Butterfly.
My friend Jungle Julia over here says
that jukebox inside is pretty impressive.
Yeah, it is.
Yeah.
Well, why don't you go
get ready for your lap dance?
What about "kind of cute,
kind of hot, kind of sexy,
"hysterically funny
but not funny-looking guy
who you could fuck"
did you not understand?
##
# Aah. aah #
# Aah. aah #
# Now. down in Mexicali #
# There's a pretty
little place that I love #
# Where the drinks
are hotter than the chili sauce #
# And the boss is a cat named Joe #
# He wears a red bandanna #
# Plays a cool piano #
# In a honky-tonk down in Mexico #
# He wears a purple sash #
# And a black moustache #
# In a honky-tonk down in Mexico #
# Well #
# The first time that I saw him #
# He was a-sitting on a piano stool #
# I said. "Tell me. then.
when does the fun begin?" #
# He just winked his eye
and said. "Man. be cool" #
# He wears a red bandanna #
# Plays a blues piano #
# In a honky-tonk down in Mexico #
# He wears a purple sash #
# And a black moustache #
# In a honky-tonk down in Mexico #
# In Mexico #
# All of a sudden. in walks a chick #
# In Mexico #
# Joe starts playing on a Latin kick #
# In Mexico #
# Around her waist
she wore three fishnets #
# In Mexico #
# She started dancing
with the castanets #
# In Mexico #
# I didn 't know just what to expect #
# In Mexico #
# She threw her arms
around my neck #
# In Mexico #
# We started dancing
all around the floor #
# In Mexico #
# And then she did a dance
I never saw before #
# So if you 're south of the border #
# I mean a-down in a-Mexico #
# And you wanna get straight.
man. don 't hesitate #
# Just look up a cat named Joe #
# He wears a red bandanna #
# Plays a blues piano #
# In a honky-tonk down in Mexico #
# He wears a purple sash #
# And a black moustache #
# In a honky... #
I'm driving.
We're gonna go somewhere else,
gonna go hang out.
Ready to go?
Yeah.
- Bye.
Bye.
I think you got Mike laid tonight.
Lookin' good, Cannonball Run!
He's just giving me a ride.
Oh, no doubt.
Have a nice ride!
Look, double fucks.
I am not gonna fuck him.
I can hear you.
- He's old enough to be my dad.
- I can still hear you.
Bye.
Bye-bye!
Wow, that's fucking scary.
Yeah, well, I wanted it
to be impressive and...
scary tends to impress.
Is it safe?
No, it's better than safe.
It's death-proof.
How do you make a car death-proof?
Well, that's what stuntmen do.
You 've seen a movie where
a car gets into some smash-up
there ain't no way in hell
anybody's walking away from?
Yeah.
Well, how do you
think they accomplish that?
CGI?
Well, unfortunately, Pam, nowadays
more often than not, you 're right.
Tsk. But back
in the all-or-nothin' days...
Vanishing Point days,
the Dirty Mary Crazy Larry days,
the White Line Fever days...
real cars smashing