sold strategic material worth
millions of dollars for almost nothing.
Now it’s getting very interesting
but I still don’t understand.
It’s not the point, Max.
But now all the military
in this district will vote for us.
Top secret military base
[Singing:] I flunked my chemistry class
and my physics class.
I was standing there and smoking
when I saw her in the hall.
Hello, Gena Ivanov.
- Are they working live?
- Yes, they are. Here.
I felt love and opened my arms.
My first teacher.
She was my last one too.
[Speaking Tatar]
- What’s this?
- Well, sort of hello.
[Speaking Tatar]
[Interpreting:] The Syrians
remembered that 1983 year
...by presence in their country...
…of the group of Russian military
consultants which included I. A. Burdun.
[Speaking Tatar]
Talk without that bla-bla-bala.
Speak Tatar normally.
[Interpreting:] The Syrian proverb says:
If a Russian came to your house
…quickly wash his legs and put
him at the table.
- It’s too much, ah?
- Good.
Our guest bestows the order "Dior"
III degree to Ivan Andreevich Burdun.
According to Russian traditions
we suggest to drink to it. That’s it.
- I gave up with it!
– Are you all right? Are you crazy?..
- You say this over there! Crazy?
- Lesha, if you drank as much as I did!
Lesha, it’s nonsense, seriously.
How can we let him go to the stage, ah?!
- Well, can I take off the cloth?
- Go ahead! - Go!
My lawless love, my not legitimate love.
The foolish, cowardly fates
screwed us with cruelty.
Nonna, one more time: stand, be silent,
smile, make a happy mug.
Got it?
The threat of punishment
didn’t scare us.
Nonna, one more time:
Stand, be silent, smile.
Not a happy article –
sexual seduction of a minor..
Vote for Igor Vladimirovich Tsaplin!
- Did you serve in the army yourself?
– Yes. No. Why, did I have to?
- You – no.
- Thank you.
- Military personnel, thank you for
your great job. – Thank you.
Thank you and your authorities for…
…leaving your business and coming to our
meeting, talk, concert all together.
Thank you.
Now let me for the ceremonial
presentation of the letter of award...
…from the Republic of Syria invite here
to this stage your commander …
...Igor, I beg your pardon,
Ivan Andreevich Burdun,
...and also the candidate for governor
in your area Igor Vladimirovich Tsaplin.
- I’ll puke now.
- It’s normal.
Comrades,
Russian and Syrian people, as it says,
...were always deeply interlocked.
And that’s why I was granted this award
…as I indeed worthy of this award.
And as our dear president V. Putin said:
…"Nobody’s forgotten
and nothing’s forgotten"!
And that’s why
our relations with our peoples…
…are getting better and will be better.
Stop it!
Set down is wrong, put down is right!
They are being overlaid and will
be overlaid on this spot.
We’ll act with you, and that’s
what I’m talking about…
…to the present here friends.
- And the main thing which I didn’t
mention, but should have. – For sure.
The elections are upcoming!
You can vote for anyone.
But why for anyone, when we have our own
…so to say, descendant military man
… the grand-nephew of Marshall Blucher,
a political prisoner…
...and Tuhachevskiy,
…Igor Vladimirovich Tsaplin.
Hey, hello! Is anyone there?
Briefly, if anyone votes…
…for someone else
…I’ll show you such "Deep Purple",
…that you’ll regret it
till the end of you life.
And let me
from behalf of the area command
…grant Igor Vladimirovich a model
of an antisubmarine mine.
With exactly the same mine,
...just a little bit smaller,
but a different one...
…dolphins, fighting on our side
…blew up the German
cruiser Gunter Netzer.
Thank you.
Soldiers, my dear friends,
...serve and know
that somebody's awaiting for you.
Mothers are waiting for their sons
… sisters are waiting their brothers,
…aunts… these… uncles.
And I’m waiting for Volodya.
He’ll come back, right?
And where does he serve?
In Karaganda.
Kazakhstan!
It’s quiet