for that first step, It's a doozy! Srike up the music The band has begun The Pennsylvania Polka Pick out your partner and join in the fun It started in Scranton It's now number one It's gonna entertain you Phil, over here! Where have you been? It was horrible. A giant leech got me. You're missing all the fun. These people are great. Some have been parthing all night. They sing until they get too cold... then they sit by the fire, get warm and sing some more. They're hicks, Rita. Did you sleep okay without me? You tossed and turned, didn't you? - You're incredible. - Who told you? It's groundhog time. On me in three. Two, one. Once a year, the eyes of the nation turn to this tiny Pennsylvania hamlet... to watch a master at work The master?. Punxsutawney Phil... the world's most famous weatherman, the groundhog... who, as legend has it, can predict the coming of an early spring. The question we have to ask ourselves today is, "Does Phil feel lucky?". Then it's the same old schtick. The guy with the big stick raps on the door. They pull the little rat out. They talk to him. The rat talks back and then they tell us what's gonna happen. Isn't he cute? You like your guys with prominent upper teeth? "This February 2, at 7:20 and 30 seconds... Punxsutawney Phil, the seer of seers... prognosticator of prognosticators... emerged reluctantly, but alertly... In Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania... and stated in Groundhogs... 'I definitely see a shadow.'" Sorry, folks. Six more weeks of winter. On me in three. Two, one. Television really falls to capture the true excitement... of a large squirrel predicting the weather. I, for one, am very grateful to have been here. From Punxsutawney, this is Phil Connors. So long. Want to try it again without the sarcasm? We got lt. I'm out of here. Prima donnas. Boy, take a look at this. - What is going on? - I don't know. Perhaps it's that giant blizzard we're not supposed to get. This is impossible. Nobody honks this horn but me, pal. Take this rig out of here. Commander, what's going on? There's nothing going on. We're closing the road. - Big blizzard moving in. - What blizzard? It's a couple flake. Don't you listen to the weather?. We got a major storm here. I make the weather! All this moisture coming up out of the Gulf... will push off to the east and hit Altoona. Pal, you got that moisture on your head. You can go back to Punxsutawney or you can freeze to death. It's your choice. What's It gonna be? I'm thinking. All the long-distance lines are down? What about the satellite? is it snowing in space? Don't you have a line you keep open for emergencies or for celebrities? I'm both. I'm a celebrity in an emergency. Can you patch me through on that line, please? Can I have one more with booze in it? I like it here. Phil, are you going to the groundhog dinner?. I had groundhog for lunch. It wasn't bad. Tastes like chicken. You two run along. Looking foxy tonight, man. Is your troop seIling cookies again this year?. That's so funny, Phil. What are you gonna do? I'm going back to my room and take a hot shower. Maybe read Hustler or something. Suit yourself. God! Yo, Mom. Isn't there any hot water?. There wouldn't be today. Of course not. SIlly me. Sweet dreams. Nice going, boys. You're playing yesterday's tape. Chapped lips. What the hell? Good morning. Off to see the groundhog? Think it will be an early spring? Didn't we do this yesterday?. I don't know what you mean. Don't mess with me, Pork Chop, - What day is this? - It's February 2. Groundhog Day. I thought it was yesterday. Did you sleep well, Mr. Connors? Did I sleep well? - Would you like some coffee? - Please. I think I'll have a double. I hope you enjoy the festivities. There's talk of a blizzard. Do you ever have deja vu? I don't think so, but I could check with the kitchen. That's okay. ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Отец солдата на английском - текст Лучшие годы нашей жизни на английском - текст Авалон на английском - текст Лунный Папа на английском - текст Рэмбо 3 на английском |