sign...
...when a cop thinks Chicago
will fall apart without him.
- You're on vacation. Effective now.
- We're not goin'.
Let me tell you somethin'. If I find you
in the city, I'm gonna have you arrested.
If you step one foot in the station house,
I'm gonna have you shot.
No. No. Come on. Come on.
They've already got Jackson's badge up.
- They don't waste any time.
- There's a lot of room in this case.
It won't happen to us. We're too smart.
- We're very smart cops.
- But we're not perfect.
- You need a drink.
- No, a lot of drinks.
I thought about being killed a million
times. I never believed it until Gonzales.
The only thing worse than dying young
is dying young with money.
I don't mind dying
in certain circumstances...
...but not like that. Not being humiliated.
Dead can't be any worse than
being rescued by those two gerbils.
- This place is depressing.
- Mm.
Why are we in Key West?
It's as far south as we could get
without having to speak Spanish.
Logan sends us away, and Wally and the
Beaver get credit for bustin' Gonzales.
What's goin' on? What happened?
- I don't know. Maybe a ship sank.
- Maybe somebody drowned.
- We're watching the sunset.
- Yeah, right.
- Really, what happened?
- The sun is setting. Can't you see it?
Don't give us that. It sets every night.
Yeah, and we come out every night
to watch it. Isn't it beautiful?
Maybe we should check this out.
Yeah, well, it better be good.
- Hi. I'm Danny.
- Julie.
So where'd you guys come in from?
Julie, I come from a planet far, far away.
("Sweet Freedom"
by Michael McDonald)
Hey, Ray. Come on, Ray. Come on,
Ray, the fish is winning! Come on!
Never! I'll die in this chair first.
Beer! Come on, he's gonna yank your ass
outta that chair. Come on, man, fish!
Shut up! I got this fish figured out.
First he swims, and then he jumps.
Then he swims, and then he jumps.
Good. Next time he jumps, let me know.
I'll shoot him. Come on, fish!
- More beer.
- (both) Lunch.
Beer.
Lunch.
Lunch!
No more runnin' down the wrong road
Dancin' to a different drum
Can't you see what's goin' on?
Deep inside your heart
Reachin' out to meet the changes
Touching every shining star
The light of tomorrow
is right where we are
There's no turning back
from what I am feeling
Shine, sweet freedom,
shine your light on me
You are the magic,
you're right where I wanna be
- Oh, sweet freedom, carry me along
- Oh
We'll keep the spirit alive
On and on
Ooh
Cos there'll be starlight all night
When we're close together
Share those feelings
dancing in your eyes
Tonight they're guiding us
Shine right to the morning light
Oh
- (Danny) That sunset's incredible.
- (Ray) I never wanna leave here.
- We could come back.
- We will. Next year's vacation.
- I mean for good. We could move here.
- Bein' a cop here wouldn't be the same.
I don't mean be a cop.
I mean quit, retire. Be a regular person.
- Regular people suck.
- Maybe. But they hardly ever get shot at.
- Shine, sweet freedom
- Yeah
(Danny) We've been cops 16 years.
That's enough.
- Maybe I'm not ready to quit.
- Maybe I am.
- We're four years away from our pension.
- Four more years of people shootin' at us.
You gonna live on Aunt Rose's money?
Maybe I'll invest in a little business
down here and just enjoy myself.
There's nothing to do down here but drink
and fish. You know nothing about fishing.
I'll have bands. Put up a sign
that says "Every night is Ladies' Night."
I'll have "Wet T-shirt Night"
for women over 70.
- It's a fixer-upper.
- I'll get a better price.
- It's not easy runnin' a bar.
- Nor is being a cop.
A bar has more room for error.
But I'll still need my partner.
I can tell. But I don't have $40,000
burnin' a hole in my pocket.