twenty-five.
That's not gonna do me any good.
They said, "No?"
I said, "No."
If this is gonna take off,
I need some capital, not a Band-Aid.
"What kind of figures
are we talking about?"
I said, "A hundred and fifty sounds
like a good neighborhood to me."
- Did you really say that?
- Yeah. This is a business.
Advertising, signs, ;
but I'm optimistic.
- Ted, get down here.
- Where's my shoes?
- I don't know, honey, just backtrack.
- Mom, please?
Look behind
the bathroom door.
- Daddy?
- What?
He wants you to
scratch his head.
Uh, you know...
I don't wanna scratch his head.
Back off, back off!
But he wants you to.
Sometimes we don't get what we want.
That's not the way the world works.
If I don't get this deal,
I'll kill myself!
Honey, don't talk like that
in front of the kids.
If I can just get them to smell
the stuff. Air fresheners are visceral...
- Dad, I got a great idea.
- What?
Can I have karate lessons?
I didn't get any bacon.
What do you want karate lessons for?
Brenda's littler than me,
and she's got a green belt.
Why don't we skip the lessons
and get you the belt?
No! Come on!
He slimed me!
He slobbed! Look at this!
Don't worry about it.
I've got dog drool
on my pants!
I can't meet with Vanguard Capital
with dog drool on my pants!
- Just change your pants.
- I'm gonna change my pants.
I had a schedule and now it's gone.
I'll never have that again!
- Just change, George.
- I'm gonna change my pants.
If I change my pants,
I gotta change my jacket.
If I change my jacket,
I change my shirt.
If I change my shirt,
I change my tie.
I have to change
my belt, shoes, socks.
Just change your pants, George.
I don't need you to
drool all over me, for God sakes!
You're so smart!
What am I telling you about?
Listen to me!
Bye, honey.
Sorry.
Good luck.
A little Kleenex
or something.
Hi, puppy.
Thirsty, huh?
Easy, buddy.
Save some for the fishes.
Look at Tom.
He's wide open. Shoot it!
Put it up.
Put it up!
- This guy's all over me.
- Shoot it.
Yeah!
All right, that's it. Hit the showers.
Give me ten.
Let's go, hustle.
Hi, Mark.
- You're sweaty.
- You like it?
Air fresheners are the fastest-growing
area in household hygiene.
Fascinating!
All of these use a two-dip process
that guarantees a longer smell life.
Smell this.
That smell nice?
If we get the right amount of capital,
we can take this place to the top.
I don't just mean successful,
I mean, dominant.
Here's a favorite.
Look at this.
- New leather.
- Oh, that's cute.
- I could use that in my Beemer.
- I could use it in my Beemer!
A lot of people
could use 'em.
I wouldn't want to hang it from
my rearview mirror... Tacky!
No, there's velcro
on the back.
People hide them.
A lot put it under their dashboard.
Ingenious!
Bravo, Newton. Kudos.
Thank you.
- Let's get Ted.
- Hey!
Hey, Teddy boy.
That's a nice lunch you got there.
- A veritable nutrition lesson.
- Oh, yeah.
Don't forget to wash it down
with a big glass of milk.
Oh, man!
See ya on the bus.
Hi! Miss Simpkins
made me stay after.
Want a Twinkie?
Hold on a minute.
Good boy.
See over there?
That's Donna Ditsworth.
She's the most popular girl
in the whole school.
Her hair is perfect.
Her teeth are perfect.
Even Mark thinks she's perfect.
Beethoven!
Hey, check out Fido.
- What a cool-lookin'dog.
- I bet you wanna play fetch.
You gotta give me the stick,
if you want me to throw it.
Hey, where we going?
- Cool dog.
- Cool dog.
Is he yours?
- What's his name?
- Beethoven.
- Wow. Hi, Beethoven.
- Hey, Beethoven.
Cool dog. Good boy.
Well, see you later, Ryce.
Yes! He knows my name!
He knows my name.
No question about it. You've built
yourself something impressive.
Thank you very much.
- That mean you're interested?
- Absolutely.
We've smelled
a lot of stuff.
I speak for myself as well as
the "Brie Meister" when I say...
yours smells the best.
That's great.
Thanks a