but I was just a little kid, you know. What does a little kid know? Oh, remember this? [Groaning] The Equalizer Death Grip. Yeah. [Groaning] [Murmurs] Oh, that's a good one. [Chuckling] Do you remember this? Gentleman Jim? Yeah. Yeah. [Chuckling] Sorry. Oh, no, no, no. Really. I was... impressed. Really? Yeah. Well, l... I think maybe l... [Cell Phone Ringing] Sorry. I've gotta get this. Sheriff. Yeah. [Beethoven Murmurs] [Sighs] Right. Nice try, big fella. [Murmurs] [Exhales] [Groans] It's pretty simple. One talisman for you, one for me. Salt for you, salt for me. Nettle for you, nettle for me. Pa-kua for you, pa-kua for me. We now have maximum ghost protection. [Murmurs] I don't think Mom would want me to go. She'd want me to stay home. Wait. I forgot to give you the most important thing. The Peruvian Crystal. Wow. What is it again? It's the Peruvian Crystal. It's from the lost city of Machu Picchu. Not only does it ward off ghosts, it also protects you against all danger. Just remember, it's gotta be on you at all times. But what if something goes wrong? Come on. You've gotta come. You comin' We need you. All right, kids. I got your fiashlights right here. Freddy, what did you have for dinner? Nothing. [Sniffing] I don't smell anything. Yeah, I smell garlic. [Murmuring] What is that? Oh, you big traitor. Okay, sure. I've got a little garlic here just as insurance to keep the ghosts away. Come on. Let's go. I thought you didn't believe in ghosts. And garlic's for vampires. There are vampires? Okay, Beethoven, get a good whiff of this... and then show me the money. I'm smelling a new Ferrari and a liquid plasma TV. Come on. [Growls] What is it, boy? [Beethoven Whining] Do you see that? Yeah. Maybe we ought to hold on. Come back tomorrow. Exactly. [Barks] They're coming for us! Go, go, go, go! [Barking] Beethoven! Beethoven, get back here! Beethoven! Whoa! [Groans] Oh! What the... Oh, man. I cannot be... Uncle Freddy, what are you doing up there? [Beethoven Barking] I'm just hanging upside down 'cause I like it. [Garrett] Hold on a second. Don't worry. I-l-I got it. Get me down. - I got rope burns on my butt. - I'll cut you down. What am I, a sack of potatoes? Garrett, no, no. No. Garrett, do not cut... [Groans] The rope. Are you okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fine. [Barking] What's with Beethoven? [Woman] Please! Help. - Come on. - [Barking Continues] Help me. Help! Come get this tank off of me! Come on, Beethoven. Off. Off, off, off. Here. Oh, my God. Whoo! Cora? That's Crazy Cora. Freddy? Why is she crazy? [Cora] Are you out of your mind? Those aliens could abduct that young little girl Just the way they did it to me. Never mind. Unlike everyone else, she's really crazy. What I want to know, Cora, is what's with all the traps around here? [Chuckling] Did I catch you? Oh, maybe you did and maybe you didn't. [Laughing] Well, too many people sneaking around up here of late. The wood creatures don't like it. They told me so, telepathically. [Beethoven Murmurs] Hmm. Well, you know what I think, Cora? I think it's you don't want any people around here looking at your still. - What still? - Hey, I was just reading about stills. Is it a pot still or a column still? Well, I won't confirm or deny that I have a still. But if I did have a still, of course it would be a column still. - Do you single or double distill? - Well, I don't distill since I don't have a still. Uh, but if I did have a still, I'd triple distill for smoothness. - Now, if you had a theoretical still... - Oh, what the hey. Why don't you just come and have a look at it, kid? [Sara] What's a still anyway? [Garrett] It's kind of a homemade whiskey warehouse. Oh. Business has been slow, Freddy. Really? I was hoping you were a new customer. So, all these people... are looking for Rita and Moe's ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Лиля навсегда на английском - текст Кубик-Рубик на английском - текст Приключения Шерлока Холмса и доктора Ватсона: Сокровища Агры на английском - текст Друзья - Сезон 10 на английском - текст Бетховен 3 на английском |