right. Let's see.
Lights.
Oh, God.
Kitchen, toast and coffee.
ICS Channel One.
Are you ready for pain?
Are you ready for suffering?
If the answer is yes...
then you're ready for
Captain Freedom's workout.
Yes, it's America's own
Captain Freedom.
Ten-time national champion. The greatest
stalker to ever play the game.
All right now, all you runners.
Ready, get set, go!
We interrupt Captain Freedom's workout
to bring you this urgent news bulletin.
The city police are engaged
in a door-to-door search...
for Benjamin A. Richards,
known as the Butcher of Bakersfield.
Richards, a former police officer,
was the helicopter pilot...
who went berserk 18 months ago,
firing without warning...
on a crowd of innocent civilians.
If you see this man,
do not approach him.
Contact your local block warden.
He is considered armed and dangerous.
Don't make a sound. Understand?
Who are you? A friend of my brother's?
- What are you talking about?
- This is his apartment.
I moved in last month. They told me
the last tenant was taken away for...
- Yes?
- For reeducation.
Help!
Asesino in my house! El Butcher
of Bakersfield's in my bathroom!
That's the ticket.
No pain, no gain.
Let go of me! Let me go!
Now, listen to me.
I'll only say this once.
This is all a lie. I was framed.
I'm completely innocent.
- Yeah, sure.
- Now be quiet and stay still...
and I'm out in five minutes.
Hi, this is Amber.
I'm not home right now.
I'm out having a wonderful time with
glamorous people in a fabulous place.
So, when you hear the tone, control
yourjealousy and leave your message.
- "Baby Face"March.
- Are you kidding me? Next!
How's this one? Case 114.
Schoolteacher.
Killed his wife and mother-in-law at a
faculty dinner party with a steak knife.
Yeah. See, I like that quality.
He's the sort that the neighbors say,
"Such a quiet man.
Never too busy to say hello."
But look at him.
He weighs 120 pounds.
He wouldn't last 30 seconds.
Who else?
What about those bank robbers?
The ones that made that suicide pact.
- Did they commit suicide?
- Obviously not, Damon.
Then they're unreliable.
I got a friend at a talent agency.
Maybe they've got an axe murderer.
Hello, gorgeous.
- Somebody with stamina.
- Tony!
Pipe that feed in here now.
Take a look at this.
This is yesterday's prison break.
Look.
Look at that mother move.
- Is he beautiful? Who is he?
- Are you kidding? That's Ben Richards.
The cop from the massacre?
Sensational! Perfect contestant.
I want him.
- Can't have him.
- Why not?
You know our contract.
We never get military prisoners.
Who's a military prisoner?
He's still at large.
Yeah? Well, they'll get him for me.
Cadres can't have it both ways.
They want ratings? I can get
10 points for his biceps alone.
Hello, this is Killian.
Get me theJustice Department,
entertainment division.
No, hold that. Operator?
Get me the president's agent.
What is this?
That's my synthesizer setup.
I'm a musician.
Well, I'm really a singer.
I write music for the network.
Have you heard their theme song...
"We Bring You Joy, We Bring You Strife"?
I wrote that.
You must be very proud of yourself.
It's really nothing.
Look at this.
They're all on the censored list.
And look what we have here.
This looks like black-market clothing.
- And you wrote the network jingle.
- Come on. Everybody does it.
Money.
That's what I need.
Money.
Money's not going to do you any good.
You don't have a travel pass.
You do.
Now I do.
Let's see.
Now, where should we go?
Maybe someplace warm.
I need to work on my tan anyway.
You get so pale in prison.
There you are.
Good.
Now, I'm going to untie you.
And then you're gonna get dressed.
And then you're gonna come with me.
Oh, yeah?
Well, why should I?
Because I'm going to say please.
Well, why didn't you say so?
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