Murderer!
Pay up!
You thief!
Pay your debts!
Pay back your debts!
Come out.
Thief!
Want more notices?
We weren't recognized.
How come?
They're so dumb.
We used our heads.
White rice with mayonnaise.
A perfect Japanese meal!
Want some?
No barking, no food.
C'mon. Say woof.
Say woof.
Then, shake.
Shake.
Come forward.
Front thrust.
Begin.
Begin.
Begin.
Damn!
Begin.
Do it right.
Begin.
Master Kichijoji is with us today.
He will instruct you.
First, he will show you his iron fist.
Please begin, sir.
Master, so sorry.
I said to use the thin one!
Sir, once more.
Sorry, sir. Once more.
Sorry, Master.
Straight in front, I told you.
Master, are you alright?
So sorry. So sorry.
Master, I can't breathe.
So sorry, Master.
Next, Master Kichijoji will
give individual lessons.
Master, choose anyone you like.
Mitaka, you've been chosen.
Don't worry. He understands.
I said go easy, you fool.
A little easy.
Think, dammit!
So sorry.
If you can't beat them, join them.
So sorry.
Winning isn't everything.
So sorry.
Look before you leap.
So sorry.
Let sleeping dogs lie.
So sorry.
Sometimes both sides lose.
So sorry.
Don't drink and drive.
So sorry.
Never too old to learn.
I am so sorry.
This coffee's terrible.
I won't pay for it.
Let's use this again.
What's wrong with this coffee?
The spoon melted.
Oh, you're back.
What happened to your arm?
You got injured in karate?
You're training yourself so hard for me.
Thank you.
Mr. Kichijoji, a woman
came and left this for you.
A letter from a woman?
Read the letter.
What's wrong with you?
Dear sir, please forgive me
for this abrupt memo.
My name is Koenji Kumiko.
After meeting the other day,
my daughter, Kimiko,
became quite interested in you.
We would like to meet you.
Please come to the Arc de Triomphe
at 2 p.m. on the 10th.
To the gentleman
in the school uniform.
You're a man, after all.
It's good to be liked by women.
What's wrong?
Wait. Wait!
Wait. Wait. Wait!
For the future of Japan,
we need a man like you.
Have your own family.
Live for the future of Japan.
It's the right thing to do.
Marry this woman as a favor to me.
Think of me as your father.
Please do it for me.
Oops, wrong arm.
Wrong arm again.
I wonder if he knows about women?
How does he usually spend his time?
He should know how to make babies.
You never know.
He's full of surprises.
Oh, yes. Get Dr. Rhythm Method.
When a male reaches adolescence,
sperm will normally
be made in the testicles,
where they mature
and wait for ejaculation.
Intercourse takes place by inserting
the male sex organ into that of the female.
Female sex organ!
Piston movements of the hips
cause rhythmic friction
and the male ejaculates in ecstasy.
Ejaculate!
The sperm in the semen
head for the uterus
and the ovum is
fertilized.
Fertilized!
Thus, a baby is made.
Basically, come inside and you make a baby.
Come inside!
That's how it goes.
My name is Koenji Kumiko.
After meeting the other day,
my daughter, Kimiko,
became quite interested in you.
We would like to meet you.
Please come to the Arc de Triomphe
at 2 p.m. on the 10th.
To the gentleman in the school uniform.
Hey, where's Kichijoji?
He left 2 days ago.
He isn't back yet?
The meeting's tomorrow.
It's strange.
Where's the meeting going to be?
At the Cafe Arc de Triomphe.
Don't tell me
he went to
the real Arc de Triomphe in France.
Why is he late?
Did he really go to France?
Yes, he said he'd be back soon.
Call the young lady.
Engagement ritual.
It's good.
Why are we taking the train?
The house in Setagaya
must be his second house.
He did mention a "main" house.
It must be like a palace.
A palace!
A palace.
Oh, a box lunch.
Thank you very much.
He's quite sweet.
He is.
What's this?
Nothing for me?
Damn you.
Stingy.
Go to hell.
Mom, I was wondering...
Remember the noodle shop?
Why were masked men there?
How should I know?
And...
What?
When