to you
I was finally left in peace.
I'm thankful you for this.
Andryusha, help me one more time.
There was a debt left behind me. You don't know about it,
nobody knew.
Only man who knew is long since dead.
I forgot about all this. I have new life now.
New debts. New morals.
All new. But now this terrible debt has come up.
Moreover, you can imagine how it has grown after this time?
Today I met...
I know.
He demands repaying the debt.
It has to be repaid, Albert.
I can't. I have nothing to repay.
...allow to talk to you officially...
Go on.
Even confidentially.
Go on.
Your highness, allow to ask hand of your wife.
Excuse me, that's imprint of your niece.
You're crazy! ???? she will never agree this marriage.
We'll find that out right away.
Do you want to use telephone?
No. Gramophone.
OK. I'll find out.
Well? Why wry face?
Albert, don't take it to your heart.
Tomorrow we'll go on holiday, you'll take your wife with you.
That will be heartening trip.
Two old friends...
I'll dispart for a while and you'll observe if somebody else takes interest.
Do you have a camera?
Andrey, I'm asking you...
And another.
Hide it somewhere, alright?
Edwin.
What Edwin?
My son Edwin.
Oh, that one.
What?
He's in cafe.
You should say so right away.
Do you want to use telephone?
No. Gramophone.
I even don't understand
what are we talking about,
all this is in reality such nonsense.
Come here, Albert.
- What?
- Try to get in there.
- Why?
- Well, try it, try.
Wonderful.
Contrabass will
be taken and brought to orchestra.
Violin that i need is called Gvarneri,
you're intelligent man and can't make a mistake.
And there's no debt anymore
you're absolutely free man.
Kid, i ask you as a fellow man,
[sing] something about us, about pilots.
That's the thing!
VVS {Military Air Force}
won't stay in debt.
Thank you, comrade. Guys, let's play.
- Allow me to ask your lady.
- You're welcome!
Allow me!
- Mikhail.
- Ludmila.
Shurik, don't dig in!
Get off!
Get off yourself!
- What's up, buddy? Nothing serious,
nothing serious,
let's get on our feet.
Madam, accpet our deepest apologies
about this disturbance.
That's nothing, for god's sake.
- Comrades, i was not sober.
- Step down, major.
- I deeply apologise.
- !
Ludmila, i deeply apologise.
I was not sober,
i deeply apologise.
It happens to be whole cultural program here:
evening of contemporary music, theatre...
When are you leaving?
In two weeks, if the show is not prolonged. But city's empty, probably it won't be prolonged.
Come again sometime, we put all our efforts there.
Excuse me. Guys, can you come for a minute?
Let's go, Andryusha.
I wanted to make you acquainted long ago.
Here, Bananan.
Nanaban.
Krymov, Andrey Valentinovich. By the way, I wanted to apologise for that ruble.
Do you want me to return it?
What do you want, Albert? Me and you, to put it lightly, are not young men.
Earlier I didn't even have a telephone book.
How do medics call it? Sclerosis? Senility?
Like, pacient come to a doctor and says:
"doctor, there's a hole in my memory.
Do you have it for long?
What?
Well, hole in your memory?
What hole?"
Good day, dear viewers.
We are broadcasting from Nikitski Botanical Garden.
Now our garden is looking peculiar.
All subtropical plants are covered in snow.
...unusually such heat-loving plants as bamboo...
Such snowstorms does harm to subtropical plants.
Majority of them cracks, breaks off roots and sometimes perishes of cold.
Cheese!
I think I closed my eyes. Let's make another one.
I don't understand. It turns out that this bearded-one is Shar?
Kinda yes, kinda turns out so.
But people say that he's smooth like a knee.
Hell knows. Perhaps, disguised.
Oh, well. But Svan?
To the exit.
Go on.
Stop. Face to the wall. Go.
Stop.
Go.
- Allow me? - Yes.
- Pass through.
- Pass through. Sit down.
- Thank you.
- Have you cut your hair?
- Yes.
I did it myself.
this way it's more