Hey, zit makeup!
Hey, everybody...
just cool it, Steve?
Let me see
some of that stuff.
You leavin' tomorrow?
- You and Laurie engaged yet?
- No, but we got it all worked out.
We're still gonna be goin' together,
but we can date other people.
And screw around.
I know.
Hey, I hear college girls
really put out.
When I saw her
standing there
I had to pick her up
I couldn't fail
'Cause I knew
I had to make her mine
She's so cool
She's so fine
I was tryin'to think
of words to say
So I went up to her
and changed my fate
- Come on.
- "Come on" what?
- Let's dance.
- No, thanks.
- Laurie, I said I wanna dance.
- Who's stopping you?
I thought you might wanna dance with me
our last night together.
How sentimental of you.
You'll be back at Christmas.
- I want to dance now, not at Christmas.
- Get your cooties off me!
- Don't make a scene.
- Go ahead. Slug me. Scar my face!
I wouldn't dance with you
if you were the last guy in this gym.
- This is getting good.
- Come on, Eddie, I'll dance with you.
You don't mind, do you, Peggy?
joe College strikes out.
Feel so good
Take me by my hand
And let's go strollin'
In Wonderland
Curtis, come here.
Help me, will ya? I'm surrounded.
- Come here.
- You won't dance? Come on.
No, really, I'd like to,
but I can't.
If old Mr. Simpson saw me dancing
with one of you sexy little...
excuse me... one of you young ladies,
he'd have my rear end.
Come on, gentlemen, back inside.
Put it out. Let's go.
Kids! Want a cigarette?
All right.
- I thought you'd left.
- No, not yet. I have no matches.
That's all right.
Brother! How do I get stuck
with dance supervision?
You goin' back east?
I remember the day I went off.
Got drunk as hell the night before.
- Blotto.
- Blotto. Exactly.
- Barfed on the train all the next day.
- Cute. Very cute.
Where'd you go again?
Middlebury. Vermont.
- Got a scholarship.
- Only stayed a semester.
One semester, after all that.
Came back here.
Why'd you come back?
Decided I wasn't
the competitive type.
I don't know.
Maybe I was scared.
Well, I think I may fiэnd
that I'm not...
the competitive type myself.
- What do you mean?
- I'm not really sure that I'm going.
Now, don't be stupid. Experience life.
Have some fun, Curtis...
Bill?
Mr. Wolfe?
Can I speak with you a minute?
- Hi, Curt.
- Jane.
Good luck, Curtis.
Yeah. I'll see ya.
Thanks a lot.
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The Beach Boys, baby.
A brand-new group.
I predict they gonna go
a long way.
This is called
"Surfin'Safari. "
Let's go surfin'now
Everybody's learnin'how
Come on and safari with me
Early in the mornin'
we'll be startin'out
Some honeys
will be comin'along
The next night
we went out with ammunition...
Don't you have some homework
or somethin' to do?
No sweat.
My mother does it.
Anyway,
he thought he was had.
He started the car and couldn't see
through the windshield...
and zoomed straight
into the canal.
- I still got some... don't try anything.
- Watch it, will ya?
jesus Christ!
Thanks a lot.
Hey, drivin' is
a serious business.
I ain't havin' no accidents
just because of you.
Come on. Don't give me any grief.
I'm warning ya.
Spare me, killer.
Oh, shit!
- Why did you do that?
- I don't like that surfiэn' shit.
Rock and roll's been goin' downhill
ever since Buddy Holly died.
Don't you think
the Beach Boys are boss?
- You would, you grungy little twerp.
- Grungy!
You big weenie.
If I had a boyfriend, he'd pound you.
Yeah, sure. Shit!
- Holstein!
- Good. A cop.
I'm gonna tell him
you tried to rape me.
I'm gonna tell him how old I am,
my parents don't know I'm out...
and you tried to rape me.
- Yeah, with shaving cream.
- Boy, are you up a creek.
Come on. Really, Carol,
don't say anything.
If you say:
"I was a dirty bird.
Carol's not grungy.
She's bitchin'."
Say it. I'll tell him.
I was a dirty bird.
Carol's not grungy. She's bitchin'.
I'll think about it.
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