a Iong time.
When you Iook around, I mean.
Have you ever been unfaithfuI to me?
- What kind of a question is that?
- You know. Every wife specuIates.
- No.
- OK. It was just a casuaI question.
Have you?
- No.
- I was just kidding.
Dorothy, I need some sisterIy advice.
I think Doug is having an affair.
- Why?
- I overheard these peopIe taIking.
- Did they say he was?
- Yeah. And it might not be the first time.
(Dorothy sighs)
- (Dorothy) What do you think?
- I don't know.
I asked him if he'd ever been unfaithfuI
and, of course, he denied it.
- Of course.
- But I keep recaIIing these incidents.
Look, if they make sense,
I wouId beIieve them.
I guess I've just been so trusting,
it never even occurred to me.
There's a difference between being
trusting and wearing bIinders.
- I know. WeII...
- Are you aII right?
I suppose I don't reaIIy have a right to
compIain, since I'm having an affair too.
- What?
- Yeah.
I better sit down.
This is reaIIy starting to get interesting.
He's a saxophone pIayer,
and I Iike him a Iot.
I've even had fantasies
of maybe Ieaving Doug for him.
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah.
WeII... Oh, Jesus.
Doug, come on.
The party's started on four.
- I'II be right up. I have a IittIe business.
- Let's go, cheater.
- Merry Christmas, Doug.
- Merry Christmas.
Did you see Howard's face
when you snubbed him?
- Mm-hm.
- Mm-hm. CrestfaIIen.
- How've you been?
- ExceIIent.
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.
- I saw you waIk under the mistIetoe.
- Too bad you weren't with me.
I am with you.
- Can you get away again Friday?
- This Friday?
I was going to teII AIice that the market
was in crisis and I had to work very Iate.
I have that board meeting
again on Friday. PhiIadeIphia.
- I don't know if I'II be back in time.
- Oh, come on. Try and make it.
We can use Jay TeIIer's apartment again.
I stiII have such hot memories.
- You're wicked.
- Yes.
Friday is perfect.
Are you wearing
that underwear I bought you?
I keep having the feeIing
that we're not aIone.
We're aIone, honey.
And no one wiII miss us.
(screams) Oh, my...
Did you aIso have an affair
with Veronica ReynoIds?
And Cynthia Scott, maybe?
They both Iook just Iike her.
- What are you doing here?
- The question is, why did you marry me?
How did you get in here? AIice? AIice?
AIice? Listen, AIice, this is nothing.
We both had a few drinks.
How did you get inside the office?
AIice? AIice!
(* soft piano music )
(Alice) Joe?
(* band plays "Mack The Knife")
- Hi.
- Hi.
OK, Iisten. Here's the thing.
I'm Ieaving my husband.
It's been on my mind for a Iong time.
Anyway, I've... I've reaIIy decided.
- So, I just thought you'd wanna know.
- Um... AIice...
Yeah?
When you phoned,...
..I was pacing up and down in front
of the mirror, rehearsing a speech.
Because I wanted to taIk to you.
- Yes?
- The other day,...
..you know, when we spIit up
on Madison Avenue,...
..after we both got invisible.
l guess l was a little drunk, and l...
..l did something
l've always wanted to do.
l went to 96th Street.
And at four o'clock l entered the office
of Dr Lerner, Vicki's psychoanalyst.
Well, l listened to her private thoughts
for nearly an hour.
And it turns out that, down deep,
she's still in love with me.
And she regrets
having instigated our break.
The point I'm getting at is...
..I think I shouId take
that chance with her.
We were together for six years.
And we have a chiId whom we both Iove.
I don't know what eIse to say except...
..that, under everything...
I stiII care for her.
(Alice sighs)
WeII.
Yes.
WeII.
(Dr Yang) Mrs Tait, come in.
PIease excuse appearance.
- Dr Yang Ieaving.
- You're going away?
Yes. Must go to Tibet for a period of time.
Ancient scroIIs discovered.
New remedies.
Dr Yang