Don't you recognize my voice?
Shall we go
to the injection room?
And tear up stockings?
Right.
Did you make love last night
after she showered?
Who did the eye job
on that patient yesterday?
It was horrible.
And what's up with meals
for patients?
They complained to me.
Get out! Leave!
Who are you?
I know you're a good person.
You've given your wife
a full body makeover.
Now you dread
laying your hands on her.
You must know how I feel.
I've done crazy things
during phone sex.
You say they don't respect
plastic surgeons.
That's because they don't
deal with lives.
I'm doing this
so I can live a life.
Not to satisfy my vanity.
It's the right cause
you've been looking for. Right?
Did you memorize all that?
You could die from all these.
I died yesterday.
Go ahead.
I knew you'd do that
so I made a copy.
You'll put it on the net?
You can't blackmail me!
My life is in your hands.
You can end it.
Or save it.
- Yes?
- Get me my operation schedule.
These eyes.
What about a nose?
Okay, this.
Without a mole.
Pick the face shape
from these actresses.
Which one?
Kate Moss!
Meet a skinny, pretty master
and live happily. Okay?
Love... I love you!
Here we go.
Count backwards from ten.
Ten, eleven, twelve...
Backwards!
Nine, eight, seven...
Ammy's 2nd album postponed
You call yourself an agent?
Don't take it out on me!
How can you do this to me?
Call me now,
or I'll report you missing.
Years of suffering is over.
Make peace with yourself
and enjoy freedom.
What was once you...
It's gone forever.
We'll redo the nose.
You bought me this
saying that I'd be as pretty.
Remember?
I'll be pretty soon.
That...
That's me?
Sir, it's flawless.
That's the only flaw.
It's too natural.
I even cry prettily.
Hey! Take it easy.
Your jawbone will drop.
- Hi.
- Hi.
Nurse Locker Room
# I'm a beautiful girl
So beautiful
# Beauty is my weapon
# I'm a beautiful girl
# So beautiful
Everybody loves me
# I'm a beautiful girl
Line up, please.
What a surprise to see you
at a signing event.
I love your sitcom.
Rating is 5%?
That's hard to achieve.
5%!
Give me those songs
you're not using.
For Pink.
Bye. Smile, dude.
Miss?
That's for your eyes.
I don't wanna do the sitcom.
It cost me a fortune
to get you in it.
Get in the car.
Sure.
Sir?
Are you okay?
God, it must hurt.
What a waste!
Were you delivering? Or...
You got a cut here.
What am I doing?
I'm sorry.
Dude, are you okay?
- Are you okay?
- Yes.
An automatic transmission
with full options.
You're into speed?
What?
How much is this?
I wouldn't recommend it.
It has a lot of miles on it,
and the brakes are bad.
No air conditioning?
What do you expect
for 5 grand?
It's pretty bad.
Who would buy this?
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
It's okay. It's okay.
This can be
a good practice car...
...for novice drivers.
Check out something else.
I'd be happy
to get rid of this junk.
But my conscience
won't allow me.
Bye.
Come on.
You know what?
You're gorgeous.
Don't mind me saying this.
You're beautiful.
I made the right decision.
I needed a car.
The seatbelt?
It's only 5 grand.
No problem.
"You're gorgeous."
"You're beautiful."
It's a bad business day.
And you've added insult
to injury.
Get out of the car.
Get out!
I'll bill you
for a year's treatment.
I can't believe
this is happening.
See what she's done?
Damn!
What'd you honk for?
Get the hell up, asshole.
What?
Fucking lunatic.
No name calling, asshole!
Bring it on, fuckface!
Yeah, run!
What a moron!
Can you believe this?
She has no conscience.
Damn!
Sir...
If you can't drive, don't!
The road is so wide.
Why crash into me?
I live from hand to mouth,
and you ruined...
- You okay?
- What?
You look familiar.
Ever been in my taxi?
You're blocking the traffic!
Direct the traffic.
Move it.
We have an accident here.
You okay?
Yes.
Not hurt?
No, I'm totally fine.