little longer.
You're kidding.
Come on, take a shot.
- With this thing?
- Come on.
- Go Spartak.
- Here it comes!
- What was that?
- You told me to.
That's a medicine ball.
That's an antique.
- You mean the lamp?
- Yeah.
We had exactly the same kind
in my school.
- Kids use these?
- Sure.
Do you know where the bathroom is?
They're locking us in?
They have to, those are the rules.
Seen that?
Why is it in there?
- Maybe so the kids don't hurt it.
- Or vice versa.
Or vice versa, so they
don't hurt themselves on it.
It could fall.
A courthouse isn't...
the best thing to have
next to a school.
It won't fall.
Even the piano's behind bars
and on the rack.
The bathroom.
Smart, no?
Why don't you have some?
Help yourself, it's for all of us.
- What is it, cheese?
- And tea with lemon.
Thanks. Thanks anyway.
I have a business lunch
at Cafe Pushkin.
Don't want to spoil my appetite.
And this won't take very long, right?
I doubt it. It's not that kind of case.
I agree.
We have
a different kind of case.
That's an antique. How quaint.
I had it stashed away.
I forgot and didn't
exchange it in time.
I was so angry...
Comrades... I mean...
...gentlemen. Let's start.
Yes, comrades, I mean, gentlemen,
why don't we start?
I don't have much time.
You in a hurry?
And how: My train's in an hour.
I'm going on tour.
This'll take an hour, max.
The bathroom...
This one's for the kids.
VIPs go over there.
Can anyone tell me...
...what rhymes with "Julie"?
- Julie - cruelly.
- Cruelly? That's no good.
- It's a beautiful girl named Julie.
- Julie?
Here you go...
Duly.
Newly. Unruly.
O'Dooley. Fazooli. Babooli.
Coolly...
Woolly.
Truly.
- Patchouli.
- Patchouli?
Patchouli. Truly.
Mamooli. Pap...
Oh, God...
- Is today the 12th?
- Yeah.
- Where's the TV? Over here?
- Right there.
They're interviewing my mother.
Is she a politician? An actress?
- It doesn't work?
- No.
What is this? That's it.
It doesn't work.
Our family has a TV company.
LTV. Have you heard of it?
My mother's the president.
I'm the managing director.
I help Mom.
So you're an assistant producer.
Must be a weak stomach...
- Have you ever seen anything like this?
- Sorry.
Ever seen one like this?
And she's still just a schoolgirl.
They must be well fed.
I only saw ones this big
once in my life.
- On a schoolgirl?
- What? Heavens, no.
My mother-in-law's were about this size.
We buried her three months ago.
Oh, jeez!
"Schoolmates!"
"Boys and girls!"
- Look what I found.
- Oh, wow.
"We sing the same songs"
"We read the same books"
- Let me see. God.
- Advanced classes!
Forgive me.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I lost my brother because
of that junk.
He was 36!
Oh, mama!
How much misfortune...
I have seen from this junk.
I'm sorry.
Gentlemen of the jury...
Let's get this show on the road.
Who's leading this parade?
- Yes, let's start.
- Let's go.
Actually, we do have to...
...choose a chairman for our meeting,
I mean for our jury.
You seem to have some experience.
You should be our foreman...
The phone only connects
to the boiler room.
If nobody objects...
I'd be glad to.
So, no need to vote on it, then?
As you know, our decision
must be, and will be, final.
And not subject to appeal.
And so... Attention, please.
And so...
...our vote has got to be unanimous.
We know all that.
Let's just do it fast.
Make a unanimous decision...
and leave. I'm going on tour.
We can each make comments one by one.
Then we'll vote.
- No, let's vote.
- It's obvious.
- Let's vote now.
- No comments.
- Then nobody objects if...
- No, no.
So, we can...
...vote by the usual show of hands,
or by paper ballot.
- No, by hands.
- Right.
- Let's vote.
- So we'll vote by a show of hands?
- Yes, yes.
- Of course.
All in favor, please raise your hands.
One question.
"In favor" of what?
- What?
- "In favor" of guilty, or not guilty?
Guilty, of course.
I thought it was "in