yo, yippee-yay
You think
you're on top of the game
You got a lot to learn
-Atomic dog
- Yeah, you do
When life hangs tough
Take a dog-legged turn
-Atomic dog
- Yeah, uh-huh-huh
People, they think
they're so cool
If they throw you a bone
Hey
Wait till they discover
You've got some tricks
of your own
Ah, hey, hey-ey-ey
You dog, you!
Don't be believin'
Bow-wow-wow
Looks are deceivin'
- You dog, you!
- Bow-wow-wow
Don't be believin'
Bow-wow-wow
Looks are deceivin'
- You dog, you!
- Bow-wow-wow
Bow-wow-wow
-A-bow-wow-wow
-Spotted dog, spotted dog
Where have you been
I've been to London
to look at the queen
Can you tell
a spotted story
Yes, I can
I saw a dog
who was walkin' a man
Oww!
- You dog, you!
- Bow-wow-wow
Don't be believin'
- Oh-ohh-ohh
- Bow-wow-wow
Looks are deceivin'
- Hey, you dog, you
- Bow-wow-wow
Digga-digga-dog, digga-digga-dog
Digga-digga-dog, digga-digga-dog
- Don't give me no more rules
- Digga-digga-dog, digga-digga-dog
Digga-digga-dog, digga-digga-dog
Dog, dog
You dog, you!
My client is not
a laboratory animal, Dr. Pavlov.
Your client
wants out of prison, Mr. Torte...
and with my behavior
control therapy...
freedom is...
I have patented
a humane cocktail...
of electric shock treatment...
aversion therapy, hypnosis...
drugs...
and plenty
of green vegetables.
But, of course,
the real challenge remains.
I mean, this is a prison,
not a pet shop.
And I don't
represent animals in court.
- Dr. Pavlov, my client...
- Is cured.
Brush up your Swedish,
Dr. Pavlov.
This could be
your Nobel prize!
- Cruella De Vil.
- Do call me Ella.
Cruella sounds so cruel.
Ms. De Vil, I am releasing you into
the custody of the probation office.
You will perform 500 hours
of community service.
Mr. Torte, your client is,
I believe, a wealthy woman.
After my exorbitant fees,
milord...
her assets stand
at a mere Ј8 million.
Then you will be bound over to keep
the peace to the sum of Ј8 million.
If forfeited,
the money will be donated...
to the dogs' homes
of the borough of Westminster.
Which means,
if you repeat the offense...
your entire fortune
will go to the dogs.
Alonso.
My ever-loyal valet.
My only visitor...
stuttering sweetly on the far, far side
of the bulletproof glass.
Oh, Miss De Vil,
I've waited for this day.
I hope it's not too presumptuous,
but I've brought you a g-g-gift.
Oh, Alonso, how considerate.
Oh!
Oh!
I think I'll call him Fluffy.
Oh, he's smiling at me.
Oh, what a sweet voice.
Wrong side, Alonso.
Come, Fluffy.
Mummy will drive.
I told you
you wouldn't believe the truth.
The dog ate your pay stubs.
Ewan, can't you do
a little better than that?
I was abducted by aliens.
Put me out at Piccadilly,
they did. It was a...
How can you work here? I can't
even keep me own story straight.
Listen.
I won't say it again.
No pay stub, no probation.
Dog shelter suits me.
- l-I think I found me self.
- Mm-hmm.
Here's a snap of me
with the dogs.
Uh, that's the boss.
He's a top bloke.
You'd love him.
Ah. Told ya.
Drooler got a hold of it.
Ewan, this is an IOU.
- Yeah, well, we're a bit tight
on funds at the moment.
- Chloe, this is...
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
Ewan was just off.
All right. Thanks, miss.
Uh, next week, then?
Yes. With pay stubs.
Am I being clear?
Uh, supremely.
Um, keep the photo.
You do put the fear of God
into them, Chloe.
Which is why
I've chosen you to...
- Is it...
- Line three!
- Hello?
- Is it?
Yes! Stay there!
Keep breathing,
and I'll be there in a second.
Goodness.
Hurry!
- See you soon!
- Chloe! Chloe!
You forgot this.
What... Ah.
Oh, for Pete's sake.
Are you two at it again?
Kevin, how many times
have I had to tell you...
it's pointless for you humans
to play tug-of-war against us dogs.
Come on, Drooler!
Hit him with both barrels!
Yes! You got it!
He's ours! He's down!
He's... He's getting up!
I always say,
if you can't stand the