Get away from me, Jerry!
You disgust me!
I can't help my
feelings for you, Angela.
It's love that makes me
act this crazy.
This isn't love.
This is infatuation.
Shh, shh, shh.
Oh. Shh.
Nathaniel likes the way I leap?
I'm handsome even when I sleep?
Sad little chipmunk.
Aw, deranged from exhaustion.
Aw. Maybe you'd like to snuggle
in a nice little nook
for the night, eh?
Night-night.
Sleep tight.
I think I need some air, sire.
I don't like them sad endings.
Sire.
Do you...
...like yourself?
What's not to like?
Where'd he go?
ўЬ When the moon hits your eye
ўЬ Like a big pizza pie...
Oh, yeah. Here.
Watch this.
Watch very carefully. I'm gonna
put it in this hand like that.
Oh, do it again! Show me!
That's wonderful.
- Show me again!
- All right. Last time.
There you go. There it is.
- And look.
You're a wizard!
What?
- This is a very nice place.
- Yeah.
- And we're eating dinner?
- Yeah.
- This is a date.
- Yeah.
No! No! No, no. We're just...
We're just friends.
Besides, people don't usually
bring their children on dates.
That's too bad.
Morgan's a lovely girl.
She's very kind and very sweet.
Yeah. She's great.
- What?
- Does she miss her terribly?
- Miss who?
- Her mother.
Um...
- Well, we just...
- What?
- We don't talk about it.
- Oh.
I'm very sorry.
I didn't mean to pry.
No, no. It's OK.
It's just...
I don't talk about it...
to Morgan or to anybody.
- Because it was very sad?
- Not at first.
- You were in love.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
- That was the problem.
- How could that be a problem?
Because love... The lovey-dovey
version that you talk about?
It's fantasy.
And one day,
you have to wake up and...
...you're in the real world.
- What made you wake up?
Well...
...she left.
- I'm so sorry for you both.
- It's OK.
I'm a big boy.
I can handle it.
It's her I worry about, though.
I know she's shy. I know she
doesn't have very many friends.
I just want her to be strong,
you know?
To be able to face
the world for what it is.
That's why I don't
encourage the fairy tales.
I don't want to set her up
to believe in this
"dreams come true" nonsense.
But dreams do come true.
And maybe something
wonderful will happen.
Yeah, well, I forgot
who I was talking to.
Well, I hope you don't forget.
I like talking to you.
For the nice lady.
From a secret admirer.
How come people keep
giving you free stuff?
- What is it?
- It's an apple martini, miss.
Apple mar... Ooh!
It looks yummy.
- Be careful. It's poisonous.
- You're joking.
- Yeah.
They'll creep up on you.
I'd be careful.
- Well, I'll just have one sip.
- A sip is all it takes.
Oh.
- Hi-yah!
- Oh!
- You miserable...
There's a rodent on the table!
Can we get some help here?
He's telling me something!
- Pip, you're here! Oh!
- It's chewing off her face!
- A chipmunk!
That thing's loaded with disease.
Edward is here!
- Edward is here!
- I'll save you, miss!
Oh, my! Pip?
- Okey-dokey.
- Duck!
Let me see your face.
I'm fine!
Pip wouldn't scratch me! No!
- Where's Pip? Where is he?
- The pizza's breathing!
Oh! Pip!
Oh, no.
- Pip.
What's wrong? Are you OK?
Oh, Daddy.
Tell me magic mirror,
what is this awful place?
Why is everything so difficult?
Will I ever find my heart's duet?
Preliminary search of the pizza oven
did not reveal any rodent remains.
This animal's still out there.
Joining us is the woman
who was attacked
- by this chipmunk.
- Giselle!
Tell us, how does it feel
knowing this dangerous animal
is most likely still alive?
Wonderful! Pip is my very
best friend, and...
Giselle, why don't we go home?
I wasn't finished.
One more question, please.
What villainy is this?
Is this unprovoked attack
part of some new trend?
- Is rodent rage on the rise?
- Magic mirror, I beg you.
- Tell me where she is!
- From 116th and Broadway...
116th and Broadway!
Thank you, mirror.
... I'm Mary Ilene Caselotti.
My goodness. We sure
had a lot