and we evaluate. - You got it? - Okay, okay. I got it. I'd say Arctor is doomed if he's up to something. And I have a hunch, from what you're saying, that he is. BARRIS: The idling jets could be replaced with smaller jets that would compensate. And with a tach, he could just watch his rpms so it didn't over-rev. Usually just backing off on the gas pedal... ...causes it to upshift if the automatic linkage doesn't. What are you grease monkeys up to? Bob's got a bent choke shaft. - How much does this Impala weigh? - Weighs about 1000 pounds. Thousand pounds traveling at 80 miles per hour builds up a force of... That's 1000 pounds with passengers in it and a full tank of gas. - For a fact? Okay. - How many passengers? - Twelve. - Six in the front, six in the back. No, that's 11 in the back and the driver sitting alone in the front. Extra weight on the rear wheels is to keep from fishtailing. We talking about 1250-pound passengers? - Kids' soccer team. - Now, is that metal or plastic cleats? - Metal cleats for safety. - Okay, my computations are complete. You are just heckle tweak, but you are bug-bite squared. - What kind of bug? - About-to-get-fucked-up-bitch beetle. - Hey, come on. Cool it, you guys. BARRIS: Tell me... Step back. Freck-and-frack, Ernie's on the attack. - What is this? - Come on. - I'm desperately afraid. - I'm gonna knock your nads... ...up into your nostrils for talking to your betters that way. All right. I'm a technician, you're an interloper. You are constitutionally incapable of not shutting the fuck up. - Bring it! - Shut the fuck up! No, no, proctology boy, I'm coming after you. BARRIS: Shut it. Hey. Hey. I have the perfect tool for this job. - I was only kidding him. FRECK: Fuck. Fuck! What if he goes in there and he gets his gun and his silencer? I'm leaving. This place has become unsafe. No, hey, hey, Freck. No, come on. You're a bro, man. Stick around. What's the hammer for, Barris? No, I just saw it inside and thought I, you know, should bring it along with me. LUCKMAN: Oh! - Same with this. - You ready? - Huh? LUCKMAN: Yeah, what do you want? - Come on, hammerhead. - Shut up. - Make a move. BARRIS: Don't like it. Okay. If you guys are gonna kill each other, I'm splitting. - It's getting very fucked up over here. - Hey, Freck. The most dangerous kind of person is the one who's afraid of his own shadow. - What is that supposed to mean? - I'll tell you. It means that if you take too much of that stuff... ...you not only start seeing bugs all over... ...but you start talking like Donald Duck and no one can understand you. What'd you say, Barris? I didn't understand. [IMITATING DONALD DUCK] See, you guys are fucked up. [IMITATING POPEYE] No, no, it is y-uck-uck-ou that are fuck-ucked-ed up. Hey, go Freck yourself. BARRIS: Don't take the car, you'll kill yourself. [BARRIS IMITATING POPEYE LAUGHING] [ENGINE STARTS] [CAR ACCELERATING] So this guy's been going around claiming to be a world-famous impostor, right? Says he's posed, at one time or another, as a surgeon at John Hopkins... ...as a theoretical, submolecular, high-velocity... ...particle-research physicist on a federal grant at Harvard... ...as a Finnish novelist who won the Nobel Prize for literature... ...as a deposed Argentinean president... ...who was married to a go-go dancer from Chicago... He got away with all that? - He never got caught? - Okay, you broke my flow... ...so now I guess I'll just have to segue down to the near. That's just it. You see, he didn't pose as any of those. He just posed as a world-famous impostor. Yeah. It came out later in the L.A. Times. They checked up, and he was pushing a broom at Disneyland or something. He saw that old DiCaprio movie. You know, the one where he plays a world-famous impostor... ...before Leonardo hit his Elvis stage. And his first thought was: " ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Franz+Полина на английском - текст Дон жуан Де Марко на английском - текст Бумер на английском - текст Сто дней после детства на английском - текст Корова на английском |