really hurts. Well, we're gonna have to find out who she is. - And there's something else. - What? The sample that you gave us, it was part Expectane and part female hormones. Estrogens and progesterone, to be exact. Wouldn't that be consistent with an assisted pregnancy? Not a dosage of this size. This is more like the amount you'd take, say... preparing for a sex change operation. Oh, my God! You're doing some more charting. We'll have to do the whole thing again. - Diana. - We're busy. Please, I need to talk to you. You need to apologize to me, don't you? About last night, I'm sorry, Diana. - Please let me explain. - All right, then go on, explain. Guys, would you mind? What? I'm pregnant. Good explanation. I really am pregnant. What? I tested the Expectane on myself. We fertilized an egg and implanted it into my abdomen. With drug and hormone supplements, I'm now seven months to term. Oh, my God! There's more. More? Larry was supposed to find an anonymous egg... and he couldn't. So he borrowed one from your dairy section. - It's Junior. - My Junior? Our Junior now. Our Junior? Our Junior! - Diana, please, don't be angry. - Why should I be angry? You've lied to me, you steal from me... you engage in an utterly immoral... selfish, arrogant stunt without any regard for my feelings whatsoever. What... What am I supposed to be, grateful? This is just... so male! - I'm sorry, Diana. - Just don't come near me! - I never wanted to hurt you. - What did you think you were doing? You think men don't have enough? You have to take this away as well? You... It's... It's pitiful! Let me shake hands with the Man Who Would Be Mom. -What are you talking about? -The greatest scientific breakthrough... in the history of this university. Bravo, Doctor. You know, we're in this together, now. We have a contract. And I quote, "Exploitation of results from university-funded research... shall be at the sole discretion of the university. " - Come on. I've ordered some tests. - Leave me alone. - He said to leave him alone. - Escort Dr. Hesse to the ambulance. Can't allow it! He's in a very delicate condition. I'm really disappointed in you, Diana. You and your baby are university property now. No, I'm not. My body, my choice. Yes! Come on, Alex. Go! Just easy, easy. Breathe. Breathe. - That was really scary. - Relax. I gotta hide you. - That ought to be easy. - Yeah. - So what did Diana say? - She said I was selfish and arrogant. That we'd taken away her dignity and the sacred role of womanhood. Typical. I can't tell you how many times I've heard pregnant women complain... "I just wish a man could go through this. " You finally do it, and what do you get? Attitude and insults. - Yeah, you're right. - Oh, I'm tellin' ya. Alex, are you sure you're gonna be able to go through with this? I think so. I don't have a lot of choice. - Hello. - Hello. Whoa, it's nice. Hello. - How are you? - Hi. - It's quite a place. Hi. - Hello. - You must be Mr. and Mrs. Hesse? - Yes. Welcome. Welcome to Casitas Madres. I think of Casitas Madres as a health resort for expectant mothers. We want you to completely relax while you're here. That's really good news because that's exactly what Alexandra needs... to just totally relax. Would you have some lemonade, Larry, Alexandra? I'll have a little if it's okay. I realize that my appearance might be a bit startling. It is sometimes difficult for people to take. If I may speak to your concerns? Yes, by all means. When I was a sportswoman in the East German Olympic track-and-field team... they dispensed anabolic steroids as freely... as here in America they dole out Gatorade. They pushed it on them. I mean, just... Nothing was mentioned of the side effects... that are now so obviously, painfully apparent. But I'm all woman. - Believe you me. - Of course. I'm almost eight months ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст С глаз - долой, из чарта - вон! на английском - текст Прах Анджелы на английском - текст Поздняя весна на английском - текст Новый мир на английском - текст Случайный Секс? на английском |