Up!
Good! And now we proceed
with special ablutions!
- This is good!
- Docent, I have a cold.
- I'm going to clobber you!
- That's all you can say, huh?
Snowflakes white and fluffy
make a magic sight,
Snowdrifts have grown
all over outside.
Thank you very much.
And one more thing, Yelena Nikolaevna,
don't tell anyone for the time being
that you met me in Moscow.
Why was I made up this way?
It was a sort of contest
for the best bogeyman.
I'm sorry...
Yes?
Dinner is ready!
I said hands offthe stuff in here.
You're going to wreck the piano.
He also drew a naked woman on
the mirror with some lipstick.
- Why?
- are you going to chow or not?
Ah!
Good old spuds!
- Your hands!
- my hands?
Let's see your hands!
Go and wash!
A man can't even eat!
Wash, wash, wash...
San Sanych!
Let me have some cash, will you?
I've got to buy a butane burner.
The gas range
doesn't work.
Listen to my orders!
You don't fiddle with anything!
You don't light any fires!
You'll wash everybody's clothes,
and you two...
You learn some English, from here
to here. You will have an oral test.
Ifyou don't know your lesson,
I'll gouge your blinkers out
and, how does it go? I'll clobber you!
You get that?
- What's the use of learning English?
- We'll pull a blast at the embassy!
What's the English for ''pencil''?
A table?
A girl?
- A broad.
- No. in English?
- Girl !
- O yes, yes - girl.
Yes, yes, we'll get in a mess.
Hello there! So you're the ones
who are staying here?
No, we're not.
The owner lives in Moscow.
Yes, I know.
I'm the owner.
This is Vassia. He's our adviser
in scientific research.
- Pleased to meet you.
- Hello.
You're good housekeepers.
Doing all your laundry?
- I can't make my husband do a thing.
- Docent would make him.
Come on, let's have some tea.
I've brought a pie.
She's the landlord's daughter,
the fence's!
Only she thinks that her papa
is an archeologist.
He snowjobbed her saying that we
were scientists. Keep up this story.
I phoned papa to find out who were you.
He said, archeologists from Tomsk.
So I hurried down, because last year,
when we were in Tomsk,
your professor Zelentsov
gave us a royal welcome.
Isn't the professor with you?
No!
We only brought Docent.
- What's your name?
- Ludmila.
You can call me Fedya.
- What are you working on now?
- Well... digging things up.
How interesting! You take from
the earth treasures lost for centuries...
Oh, how I envy you!
Maybe you could take me along,
though I have no special training.
- I could be a cook or whatever...
- That All depends On A person.
A friend of mine, a scientist too,
he finished three years of school.
His banknote drawings are so good
they lookjust like real ones.
- Is he the man?
- I can't say for sure.
I'll have to get a closer look.
- Have you a light by any chance?
- I don't smoke.
- Well?
- No, it's not him.
- So he's a dick.
- You're right.
We've checked: there's no helmet at
the addresses given by Docent's men.
There's only one lead left:
Prokhorov, the cloakroom man.
We haven't been able to check it yet,
he didn't come to the appointed place.
He might have got suspicions. He quit
his job and didn't go back home.
- We better find him.
- What'll we do now?
And you... We apologize
and thank you.
You may take the wig off, wash
the tattoos off, and go home.
I wish you a happy new year.
We are very grateful.
- And the boys?
- They'll be sent back to prison.
But ifyour cloakroom man appears,
you'll be needing us.
I would prefer not to tell you this,
but today Biely, or Docent, escaped
from jail, very close to Moscow.
- He broke out?
- Hard to believe, but it's a fact.
It would be too dangerous for you
to impersonate this man now.
Maybe tomorrow, then?
It's New Year's Eve today, a holiday.
They've been trying so hard.
We're living in the country.
Docent will never find us there.
All right.
Only stay in the house.
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