so uh...
You cuddled.
Yeah, which was nice.
You guys wanna try and catch a late movie or something?
OK
OK
Maybe, but shouldn't we wait for Chandler?
Yeah, where the hell is he?
Yes, Fran.I know what time it is, but I'm looking at theWENUS and I'm not happy!Oh, really, really, really?
Well, let me tell yousomething you will care about it, because I care about it!You got it?Good!
How's this?
Sorry. How about over here?
See, that just means it's working.
Does this hurt?
No.
What about this?
Aaaaahhh!!
There you go!
I'm gonna throws up!!The One With Two Parts
This is unbelievable.It's been like a half an hour.
If this was a cartoon, you'd be looking like a ham right about now.
There's the waitress.Excuse me, Miss. Hello, Miss?
It's Phoebe!
Hi!
Hi.
Okay, will that be all?
Wait, wait! Wh-what are you doing here?
Yeah, um, I was over there, then you said, "Excuse me, helloMiss," so now I'm here.
No, no how come you are working here?
Right, yeah, 'cause its close to where I live, and the aprons arereally cute.
Can we start over?
Yeah.Okay great. I'm gonna be over here.
No, no, no!
I don't know whether he's testing me, or just acting out, but mymonkey is out of control.
But, he keeps erasing the messages on my machine,
"supposedly" by accident.
No, yeah, I've done that.
And then, like three days in a row he got to the newspaper before I did,
and peed all over the crossword.
I've never done that.
All right, now look at her and tell me she doesn't look exactly likeher sister.
I'm sayin' I see a difference.
They're twins!
I don't care.
Phoebe's Phoebe. Ursula's hot!
You know that thing, when you and I talk to each other about things?
Yeah.
Let's not do that any more.
Hey guys! Hey!
Hey Pheebs, guess who we saw today.
Ooh, ooh, fun! Okay... um,
Liam Neeson.
Nope.
Morly Safer.
Nope.
The woman who cuts my hair!
Okay, look, this could be a really long game.
Your sister Ursula.
Oh, really.
Yeah, yeah, she works over at that place, uh
Rift's. Yeah, I know.
Oh, you do?
Because she said you guys haven't talked in like years.
Hmmm? Yeah.
So, um, is she fat?
Not from where I was standin'.
where were you standing?
Um, Pheebs, so, you guys just don't get along?
It's mostly just dumb sister stuff, you know,
I mean, like, everyone always thought of her as the pretty one, you know
Oh, oh, she was the first one tostart walking, even though I did it
later that same day.
But, to my parents, by then itwas like "yeah, right, well what else is new?"
Oh, Pheebs, I'm sorry, I've got to go.I've got Lamaze class.
Oh, and I've got Earth Science, but I'll catch you in Gym.
So, is this just gonna be you and Carol?
No, Susan's gonna be there too.
We've got dads, we've gotlesbians, the whole parenting team.
Well, isn't, isn't that gonna be weird?
No, no.  I mean, it mighta beenat first, but by now I, I think I'm pretty comfortable with the whole situation.
Ross, that's my jacket.
I know.
Hi, we're the Rostins.Err, I'm J.C., and he's Michael, andwe're having a boy, and a girl.
Good for you. Alrighty, next?
Hi, um, I'm err,  I'm Ross Geller, and errah  ..
that's, that's my boy in there, and uh,
this is Carol Willick, and this is Susan Bunch.
Susan is um Carol's, just, com..
who's next?
I'm sorry, I didn't get... Susan is?
Susan is Carol's, Carol's, Carol's, friend
Life partner.Like buddies.
Like lovers.
You know how close women can get.
Susan and I live together.Although I was married to her.
Carol, not me.
Err, right.It's a little complicated.A little.
But we're fine.Absolutely.
So, twins... hah!That's like two births.
Ouch.
And  to you too, Helen.
Nina Bookbinder is here to see you.
Oh, okay. Send her in.
Hi.
Hi, Nina. Come on in.
You wanted to see me?
Uh, Yes.
Yes. I've just been going over your data here, and littlething, you've been post-dating your Friday numbers.
Which is bad, because?
Well, it throws my WENUS out of whack.
Your... excuse me?
WENUS.