something that,
funnily enough, wasn't even her major!
What do we got there?
boxer shorts, greeting cards, and whatlooks like a half-charred picture!Wow, that guy's hairier than the Chief!
You know, it's a really funny story how this happened.
It's all right.It's all right. You don't have to explain.
This isn't the first boyfriend bonfire that we've seen get out of control.
You're our third call tonight.
Really?
Oh, sure, Valentine's is our busiest night of the year.
I brought you something.
Is it loaded?
Oh, little candy hearts.
Chan andJan Forever.
I had them made special.
Ok, Janice.
Janice. Hey, Janice.
Look, there's no way for me to tell you this.
At least there's no new way for me to tell you this.
I just don't think things are gonna work out.
That's fine.
It is?Mmm-hmm.
Because I know that this isn't the end.
Oh no, you see, actually it is.
No, it isn't, because you won't let that happen.Don't you know it yet?
You love me, Chandler Bing.
Oh, no I don't.
Well then ask yourself this.Why do you think we keep ending uptogether?
New Year's? Who invited who? Valentine's? Who asked who into whose bed?
I did, but...
You seek me out.
Something deep in your soul calls out to me like afoghorn.
Janice, Janice.
You want me. You need me.
You can't live without me.
And you know it.
You just don't know you know it.
See ya.
Call me!
It's not true.I never called your mother a wolverine.
You did so.I swear, I swear—
How longhas she been in the bathroom?
Uh, I don't think she's in the bathroom.Her coat is gone.
Well maybe it's cold in there.
Or maybe I screwed up the first date I hadin 9 years.
That could be it.
Oh, god.  You know, this is still pretty hot.
Mushroom.
Smile. They won't all be like this. Some women might even staythrough dinner. Sorry, that's not funny
No, it's just you know the whole "getting on with your life" thing.
Well, do I have to?
I mean, I'm sitting here with this cute woman,
and, and, and she's perfectly nice, and, but that there's, that's it.
And um, and then I'm here talkin'to you,
and, and it's easy, and it's fun,and, and I don't, I don't have to.
You know,
here's a wacky thought.
Um, what's say you and I give it another shot?
No no no, I knowwhat you're gonna say, you're a lesbian.
But what do you say we just put that aside fornow you know?
Let's just stick a pin in it, ok?
Because, we're great together, you know.You can't deny it.
Besides, you're carrying my baby.
I mean, how perfect is that?But see,
you know, you keep sayin' that, but there's somethin' right here.I love you.
Oh, I love you too. But...
No but, no but.
You know that thing you put over here with the pin in it?
It's time to take the pin out.
You'll find someone, I know you will.The right woman is just waiting for you.
That's easy for you to say, you found one already.
All you need is a woman who likes men and you'll be set.
Not her.
We get off around midnight, why don't we pick you up then?
So, um, will you bring the truck?
I'll even let you ring the bell.
Oh, my god.
See, there you go, the cleansing works!
They're nice guys.
Oh, they're firemen guys.
You guys tell them you were married?
No way!
Are you kidding?My girlfriend doesn't know, I'm not gonna tell them!The One With the Stoned Guy
Coffee.
Thank you.
Cappuccino.
Grazie.
And a nice hot cider for Monica.
Aww, thank you.
Uh Rach?
Yeah?
Why does my cinamon stick have an eraser?
Oh!
That's why.
I'm sorry!
So no one told you life was gonna be this way [four claps]
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't beenyour day, your week, your month, or even your year, but
I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)
Chandler.
Mrs. Tedlock. You're looking lovely today.
And may I say, that is a very flattering