They'll let you out soon.
I want to see your face!
What's my face to you?
You'll get your fill when you get out.
Do you want me to shatter this door
to smithereens?
- Are you nuts?
- I'll do it for your sake!
You're too smart. Why for my sake?
What are you going ballistic for?
Just sit there and be quiet.
You may say whatever you like.
I've wronged you terribly.
- We both got carried away.
- No, it's all my fault!
Oh, come on. I'm no angel either.
I want to see you! I demand it!
Why are you silent?
Listen, I can't squeeze through the window.
- Lance-corporal Kosykh!
- Yes, Lieutenant!
Back in '43, I got into a fix ...
They're coming for me...
It was hysterical. Our regiment was split up ...
...girls went dancing without leave,
and suddenly there's this headquarters review ...
You'll never believe it!
Hey! Are you there? Little hedge-hog?
Zakhar?
Where do I take the prisoner? It's
Kolyshkin, the one who pretended to be dead.
- I thought you recommended him for a medal.
- That's ages ago! He surprised
some Germans in the forest.
First you award him, then you punish him.
There's a medal for him at headquarters.
And one for you too.
Grach!
Major, sir! Major, sir!
Kolyshkin assaulted the Colonel.
- Well?
- I'll make a full report.
- Good.
And we'll hold the medal for now.
- That's right, sir!
- Along with yours.
- Major?
- Mend the Lieutenant.
Kolyshkin, you're such a nerd!
The Lieutenant's going to kiss you back!
Got drunk and thought the Germans got him.
- Kosykh, give me a carrot!
- Last one!
On how the perils of war separated
our hero from
Zhenechka Zemlyanikina.
The wind brought in the jungle's fragrance.
The sound of the surf caressed their ears.
Jack burst out laughing. He cut
off the top of the coconut...
...and gulped down the cold, refreshing liquid.
The coconut must have been big enough
to hold two pints of vodka.
"We're saved!" - the beautiful Kate exclaimed.
Tears gushed from
her great beautiful blue eyes.
You're a regular library.
They constructed airy bamboo huts
in the shade of the palm trees ...
- The breeze caressed their faces.
- Hey, polyglot!
They rode bicycles and bred little crocodiles.
Look, guys, they brought up a
limo for Zemlyanikina!
They're sending her to headquarters.
She has no use for us.
We're common soldiers.
We may be lying dead in the field tomorrow.
- Let the noncombat rat go.
- Don't you dare!
- What?
- I'll smash your face!
You're lucky, you little jerk.
Hey, little hedge-hogs!
Zhenechka!
Did you hear? We're in Austria already.
I owe you a Vienna waltz.
Yes or no?
Yes or no...
Are you full?
My little hedge-hog. He found me, can you imagine?
I can't remember his eyes.
I've been trying to remember. I just can't.
You'd better start carrying the stuff.
He's so thin, still only a boy.
You're silly. There's plenty of men around.
- Men need other things.
- What do we need?
You need to help us, Captain!
Lend the women a hand.
Oh.
- What is it, Kolyshkin?
- It's amber.
Zemlyanikina!
Little hedge-hogs! How's life?
How's it going, Lyosha!
- You remember my name, wow.
Where did the retard go?
He was just here!
Well, so long!
Zemlyanikina!
How are you, Zakhar!
- Lyosha, where are you headed now?
- Same as always. The enemy's den.
Hurry up!
Is it true that some broad made General?
- It is!
- Where would they sew the stripes on her?
- I don't know. I'll see you!
- In Berlin!
Kolyshkin! Zemlyanikina's looking for you!
Kolishkin, the General she goes out with
could kick your ass.
All right, all right.
Get down!
I can't blast them out!
We're out of shells!
The cars with the shells didn't get through!
Call the men! Let them carry the shells.
- Get down!
- Scum! Executioners!
Guten Morgen, girls!
A cousin of yours?
I don't have relatives abroad.
Hold your fire! Those are your
wives and mothers!
Kolyshkin, cut it out!
Did you hear me?
Quick, ladies, quick!
I hate you, I really