"Ecran" corporation presents
"HELLO, I AM YOUR AUNT"
after B.Thomas's play "Charley's Aunt"
HAROLD LLOYD, FAVOURITE OF FORTUNE
AND A NICE GUY
BABS BABERLEY
A.KALIAGIN
MAX LINDER, KING OF THE SCREEN
THE UNPARALLELED MARLENE DIETRICH,
THE RISING STAR
THE GREAT CHARLEY CHAPLIN
"HEARTS AND PEARLS OR THE LOST LOVE
OF THE IDLE LIZARD"
BUSTER KEATON - A COMEDIAN
WITHOUT A SMILE
"Put it back"
"Donna Rosa d'Alvadores, the famous
Brazilian millionaire, a one hundred
percent Englishwoman!" (T.NOSOVA)
"Donna Rosa d'Alvadores has no children.
Her only heir is her nephew Charley Wakem!"
"A former housekeeper
has become a millionaire?!"
"ELLA DELAY, Donna Rosa's pupil"
T.VEDENEEVA
Brasset!
BRASSET, A MANSERVANT
V.GAFT
Yes, Sir?
- Have you handed the letter over?
- Yes, Sir.
Then make breakfast
and be quick about it!
- For how many people, Sir?
- For...
For five people.
And mind you, breakfast must be ready
at one o'clock sharp.
That is absolutely impossible,
because now it is half past twelve.
Brasset, breakfast must be ready at 1 o'clock,
otherwise I am not paying you your salary.
- What wine shall I serve?
- Champaign, naturally.
But there is just a little left.
How do you mean a little? Only
yesterday there were 6 bottles.
- No, just four. - But yesterday
there were 6 of them, Brasset.
See for yourself:
one, two, three, four.
So, where are the remaining
two bottles?
Oh, Brasset, Brasset.
Sir?
What?!
Thanks.
JACKY CHESNEY
O.SHKLOVSKY
Daddy! Welcome home, Daddy!
- Jacky!
- How was the trip?
- My brother and your uncle is dead...
- Good God.
...He left us nothing but debts.
We are ruined.
- That's what I expected.
- Don't loose heart, my boy.
I hope to find a nice job
for you somewhere...
...in India or some other colony.
I presume that in some 20-30 years
you will be able to make a fortune there.
COLONEL FRANCIS CHESNEY (M.KOZAKOV)
- That'll take too long, Daddy.
- Wait a moment. I have an idea.
- What is it?
The only thing that could help us in our
predicament is a marriage to a rich bride.
Really?
In half an hour my friend's aunt
will be here.
- Marry her, Daddy.
- Me?!
Me? Marry?
For a second time? No, no, no.
That's out of the question.
But Daddy, she is a widow! Besides,
she is a millionaire. And perhaps...
...no quite ugly.
- Yes?
- Jacky, listen to me...
- Oh! Meet my friend Charley Wakem.
- My father, Colonel Francis Chasney.
- Glad to meet you.
This is her nephew.
CHARLEY WAKEM
M.LYUBEZNOV
- Are you sure she is a millionaire?
- 24 carat gold.
- Glad to meet you.
- Well, let us no waste time.
Daddy, you've got to change.
Look out!
Yes...And don't forget to put
a flower into the buttonhole.
And as far as the millions
are concerned...
Read this.
Very pleased.
What?
A catastrophe!
Keep calm.
Dear Charley. Full stop. Held back
on important business. Full stop.
Donna Rosa d'Alvadores. Full stop.
We are lost. Full stop.
Quiet! Keep calm! Only keep calm.
- What are we to do?
- Damn it!
She has to be here today,
otherwise all our plans don't work.
And still there is no Aunty.
And tomorrow Annie
will be taken to Scotland.
And Betty too.
Jacky, in spite of it all
she has come! We are saved.
Auntie!
Excuse me, how come this lady is here?
Get lost, you fool! Only real
millionaires come in this way!
- Formidable!
- Incredible!
Glad to here you and now Good bye.
- What? Where are you going?
- Auntie, and what about breakfast?
- No, thank you, I am very busy.
- But breakfast will be charming.
My father will be here any minute.
He dreams of meeting you!
- Your father? - Yes. A charming man,
a widower and a colonel.
A charming colonel? No, I am leaving.
But Auntie, the colonel
is such a nice old fellow!
An old fellow? But I court
only the young, on principle!
- Auntie, you are so witty. - But there
will be young people at breakfast too.
- No, no... Are they interesting?
- Yes, very!
Well, that's