you keep writing music. You'll get there someday. " But I am your friend, so I'm going to tell you... ...that there is no sense in writing songs... ...that no one is ever, ever going to sing. Ever? Excuse me. Can I get some of that water? We ran out. Hey! - Out of the way. - Alvin... ...slow down. - Move your butt, Theodore. You stepped on my tail. Last one to the door is roadkill. I'm in. What are these shiny things? Theodore, we're leaving now. Okay, this wasn't my best idea. Look out! Maniac! Back to tree. Back to tree. Back to the dog. Back to the dog! - Basket! Three o'clock. - Which way is 3 o'clock? - This way. - Guys, wait for me. Wait up. I still have baby fat, you know. - Jump. You've gotta really want it. - I want it. - I want it. - I can't hang like this all day. Will you jump already? Muffins. Gross. Is this his house? No. It's his garbage can. This must be where he stores his food for winter. As it came down to one... Boa has the mouse trapped on a branch with no way out. As the boa moves in for the attack... ...the mouse seems to be facing certain death. The boa's sensitive tongue tastes the victim's presence. The mouse crashes through the foliage. Come on, baby. Come to papa! Hello, gorgeous. We've hit the mother lode. - Tropical rainforest where food is bountiful. This is the greatest day of my life. Eureka! I found the cheese balls. Alvin, what are you doing? Don't make a mess. Cannonball. Quick. Hide. Hurry, you guys. Did I put these here? There you are. I got you. He's been out for quite a while. You guys, he's dead. Don't panic. Wipe everything down. I need three garbage bags, a shovel, some disinfectant... ...some latex gloves and oregano, go! Hang on, Sherlock. He's coming to. I must be hearing things. Oh, this is trippy. Sir, are you all right? Get back! Squirrels can't talk. Hey. Watch it, genius. We are chipmunks. Chipmunks. Chipmunks can't talk either. Our lips are moving and words are coming out. This is not happening. I am not talking to chipmunks. I am not talking to chipmunks. So how's that working for you, Dave? How do you know my name? I'll field that one. We read your mail. By accident. You really ought to pay that utility bill, Dave. - You ever heard of a credit rating? - What's this thing? Hey. Hey. Hey. Stop doing... Turn that off. Sorry. He fell out of the tree at birth. Can all animals talk? Well, I believe fish have this type of sign language. Hey, Dave, do all humans have houses that smell like sweat socks? Dave likes to wear Dirty underwear with little hairs We're getting off on the wrong foot. Allow us to introduce ourselves. Hello, I'm Simon, the smart one. - He's Alvin. - The awesomest one. And I'm Theodore. Oh, nice to meet you. Now get out of my house. But we talk. Which makes me want you out of my house that much more. It's creepy. Unnatural. Somewhat evil. I kind of liked him better when he was unconscious. - Gotcha. - Hey. Don't do this, Dave. We can gnaw right through this door. Hi. Oh, were we disturbing you? What, you guys can sing too? That's not singing. This is singing. This is amazing. Here, everyone inside. - There you go. - Thank you. All right, here's the deal. You guys sing my songs, you get to sleep here. No. Wait. Is breakfast included? I can live with that. What about TV privileges? Okay, but not after 7. - Eight. - Done. But don't tell your animal friends, because I don't wanna come home... ...and find rabbits and skunks on my couch. Filthy creatures, Dave. Never associate with them. Yeah, you're our only friend. No, no, no. Let's not get ahead of ourselves here. Let's just start with me being your songwriter. Let me ask you. Have you ever written a song before? - Yup. - And is that your music stuff outside? Yup. Oh, no! Hurry back. So, fellas, ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Окраина на английском - текст Александр маленький на английском - текст На игре на английском - текст Особенности национальной охоты на английском - текст Четыре на английском |