artists and stockings which run a ladder all the time. But why cry so hard? I want to tell you... This is important... It's me, Timofei. I want to tell you... This is important. - I love you. - I love you. Come to my place tonight. I need you. Come to my place tonight. I need you. - I want you, okay? - I want you, okay? - Will you come back? - Will you come back? - Forgive me. I love you. - Forgive me. I love you. And him? Him? Him as well. - It's all smudged. - Wait, don't hang up. - This is silly. - Do you love me? Yes. We're coming to you with the evening news. I am Vera Kirillova. 'Sex on the Beach', please. - 'Sex on the Beach'. - Not with you, dear. No, it's a cocktail with a... Blue Curacao. I believe you. But we don't have anyone like that here. Well, can you make an Orgasm? Well, what's your problem? - I can't tell you. - Why? Because no one will understand me. Why? I'm in love with this guy. But he... he loves men. And I love women. I think he has sex with men. So what. And I have sex with women. - But why? - J ust because. I'm my own Moon, my own sea... And I'm my own road to where there'll always be... Ulumji, but you know how much I love you. - Hello. - Hello. - Hi. - You're not at work? - Not my shift. - Thanks. - That's not for you. Timofei. - Ivan Badmaevich. - Pardon me? - Ivan Badmaevich. - This is my uncle Vanya. - I n what sense? - My uncle. My father's brother. How do you like the cigars? - Hi! - Hi. Come on in. Please meet U ncle Vanya. - Who is that? - His uncle. - What is he doing here? - Came to visit his nephew. The uncle is going to live here too? No, don't go away. I don't know what to do with them. When I was a man, I could not allow myself to dress like that. You know, Ulumji, I suffered so much, consulted countless doctors. And they all tried to dissuade me. But I regret nothing. I really recommend you do it. Of course, it's not cheap. But it's worth it. You will find the money for the operation, I hope? He needs the support from all of us at this time. When I look at these smooth arms of mine, without a single hair, I bless the Lord. Yes, I bought this gorgeous nail polish. Try it. And never regret the loss of that small, unpleasant detail. The operation is always done under full sedation. Hello, you're on. Talk to us. - I can't hear you. - Talk to us. - May I speak? - Go ahead. Finally I have reached you. I'm Vasya from the Moscow Region. Yesterday was my girlfriend's birthday. I want you to play a song for her, and I want to say: Masha, I love you so much. Don't be angry, I just could not reach you on the phone. It just so happens, by chance it seems I've figured out what eternity means Can you film my deer in a commercial? That's a great idea! This is a present for your deer... - I've put on your gown, okay? - Do I have an option? - Good morning. - Hi. It's delicious! Buddhism teaches us the pleasure of simple things. Like salted tea with butter. Ulumji's grandma taught him to cast away evil spirits by stirring tea exactly 22 times. Little Ulumji spent every summer with his grandma. He and his friend would herd sheep. Once they made a fire by a lake and suddenly wanted never to be apart. Perhaps, we've all lived through this kind of summer when walking on earth felt like flying. Ulumji never forgot that summer. - What's going on? - It's my parents. I'm not here. If you don't open up, I'll turn you all in to the cops! I can see you guys! - What do we do now? - Don't open the door! Ulumji, we've come for you. I've the right to live however and with whomever I want. I'm going to call the police! I'll call the fire brigade and the rescue squad! - It's better to open. - Why, I'm an adult. - Gotta brothel happening here. - You better talk with them. - No, don't do it! - They're your family. I will talk to them myself... - I ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Марти на английском - текст Ключ на английском - текст Коллекционер на английском - текст Шинель на английском - текст Живой на английском |