Hideaway brochures?
I wasn't supposed to
till you finished your speech.
I finished the " kings of the future"
speech. Look alive. Come on.
Please turn to page three of your
Supply Survival Catalogue.
When the end comes, there won't be
supermarkets. No drugstores.
There will always be mail order.
And this is your life line.
The two-dollar fee will be refunded
on your first purchase of over $50.
This sounds stupid, but...
...won't you get bored out here
if society doesn't collapse?
Wes says, society's heading
for the big flush...
...we'll be clinging to the rim
while everything falls.
- What if things improve?
- Is the air?
- True.
- The economy? The Middle East?
Arts? Literature?
Television? Presidents?
Anyone can nitpick.
Name one thing that's improved
the last decade.
- See.
- Video games.
- Video games. There you are.
- All right. I acknowledge that.
But society will deteriorate.
But hiding up here in the hills,
it seems so un-American.
We won't stay forever.
When the shit hits the fan,
pardon me, we'll come take over.
Now you can't get any more American
than that, can you?
See that attachй case that man has?
In that case are Wes' plans
for the restructuring of society.
Boy. Think about that.
A whole new society.
We'll be part of it.
- It makes your sphincter tingle.
- Sphincter tingle?
- Those words didn't come to mind.
- Let's tell Wes.
- Wait...
- We gotta...
...so everyone can prepare.
It'll be a homecoming.
- We'll make something special.
- Maybe we shouldn't.
Maybe we should keep this between us.
You know, mano a mano?
- Wes will want a mano in there too.
- That will spoil it.
- That's how John Wayne would do it.
- Damn straight.
Fucking-A. Pardon me.
Let's go meet Wes now.
I think we'll do that...
...but let's go see Wes now.
- I'll tell you what.
We get up early tomorrow,
meet Wes, maybe take a walk...
...then we finish Jack off
and grab dinner.
- Make a day of it.
- Yes.
Fantastic.
Does this make you realize
that men have nipples too?
- Wes said other things...
- Nipples?
Hello, Jack. How have you been?
Sure, we can talk. Talk this!
I admire a man who can
go one on one with me, because...
Oh, you cheat! Oh, my leg!
Too bad you're wearing a Teflon vest.
I guess you got me. Not really!
Now for the mercy kill.
Ciao, baby.
- Hey.
- Pardon me?
- Let's get out of here. Let's pack.
- Hey, pack this.
You're gonna force me to do
something I didn't wanna do.
What's that, old man?
- I'm a master of hand-to-hand combat.
- Oh, well...
Sorry, now you're packed.
Quick. Let's get him out of sight.
Faster, Wiley, faster!
Knock it off.
- Hi.
- Don around?
- He's out.
- Totally.
- Friend of his?
- Yes, I'm Sonny Paluso.
This is my daughter.
- Such lovely skin.
- Her skin is only 16 years old.
I've some business with Don.
I'll see him at class.
- We won't be here.
- Candice and I won't.
We dropped by for today.
We're going to the Big Cesspool.
I'm afraid not. I've closed the area.
No way in or out till dawn.
- Good. We'll sleep well knowing that.
- Doreen.
- Have a nice night.
- Thank you. You too.
Here, Lucky, here, boy. Mush!
WXIW weather.
Intermittent snow flurries.
Okay. Now, let's do it once more.
What are you gonna say to Jack
when he comes?
I'm gonna say:
" I go along with the deal. "
And then I say,
"What happened before...
...is between him and the police. "
That's nice.
Then I'll say, " I'm sorry...
...but I have to blow a hole
in your skeevy heart. "
"Skeevy heart"?
Yeah.
- An expression you learned from Wes?
- Yes.
Wes says meet an attack
with a vicious counterattack.
If I don't get sleep,
I won't be vicious.
And to you Wes is a god?
No. Just an ordinary man.
Ahead of his time, but just a man.
- Wes is an asshole.
- Blasphemy!
You'll smoke a turd in hell
for that!
Wes says your gun is your friend.
- Yes, I love my gun.
- Well, here is your gun.
Show me how you'll