foot down.
Joey, the whole thing has gotta stop.
It has to stop. It's got to stop!
Itjust simply must stop!
Josh, I made changes in the monologue.
I think you'll like it. I have to go to rehearsal.
At those prices, who can afford to live?
- Nice talking to you, Josh.
- So laccept!
Oh, my God. It is better.
- God help us all.
- Waita minute. Real deadbody.
It's better.
OK, that looks pretty good. I like it.
Let's go. Everybody down, in a straight line.
Move down, move down.
Move down, Victoria.
- And sing it out. Here we go.
- Five, six, seven...
§ And any seat you grab will be first class
Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...
And I don't like it.
Uh, double that.
- Which button?
- The white one, down.
Ah, that stinks. Let's play something else.
Do me a favour. Take offyour shoes.
- What's that?
- It's a mint.
- Can I have one?
- No, come on, you wouldn't like it.
Let me try this.
Here, you stand over there,
then jump up on my shoulder.
Oh, God, you're getting heavy.
All right, put your leg in an arabesque.
There we are.
- How are things at home?
- They're pretty good.
All right, watch your back now.
- Anything you wanna tell me?
- I promised Mom I wouldn't bring it up.
But you're gonna bring it up anyway.
Sit down. You can tell me
anything. You know that.
Gimme your wrists. Ready? And jump.
- It's just that I keep wondering, Dad...
- Bend your knees.
What is it you keep wondering?
Why don't you get married again?
Do a head roll.
I don't get married again because
I can't find anyone I dislike enough
to inflict that kind oftorture on.
Hey, why don't you marry Katie?
She's terrific.
Keep rolling your head.
Straighten your leg. Yeah, you're right.
She's terrific. That's exactly
why I don't wanna marry her.
Run offto the corner.
Jump and I'll catch you.
And Victoria? You're not too crazy about her.
Just run and jump.
Never mind that. Come on.
- What about the blonde?
- What blonde?
The one in Philadelphia with the TV show?
You know, the one Mom keeps talking about.
Oh, yeah, that blonde.
Jump up and wrap your legs around me.
Wrap around, that's it.
Why is it so important to you that...
Follow my hand.
Why is it so important to you
that I get married again?
Cos then you'd stop screwing around.
Hey! Watch your language.
- Oh, shit! Look at the time.
- Oh, Daddy, can't we stay longer?
- No, your mother will kill me.
- Oh, it's so much fun.
No, no, absolutely. Come on.
Stop flocking your legs. Come on.
- Oh, please?
- No, no, no, no.
Besides, ifyou got married again, maybe
you'd have a baby and I'd have a brother.
I'll call Hertz and rent you a brother.
- Oh, very funny.
- Oh, everybody's a critic.
Showtime, folks.
Showtime.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Stop smiling. Lay back. Lay back.
Hold it, hold it, hold it.
Candy, Casey, very good.
You're gonna do it again, Victoria.
Gary, Danny, let's go.
Stop smiling. It's not
the high-school play. Count.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Hold it.
Stand on your right foot.
Point your left toe.
Drop that shoulder.
Now, that's not too hard, is it?
Again.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Lay back, Victoria. Lay back.
Lay back!
Hold it, hold it.
- Sorry.
- No, you're right. I'm terrible.
I know I'm terrible. I look
in the mirror and I'm embarrassed.
Maybe I should quit. I... I just
can't seem to do anything right.
Listen, I can't make you a great dancer.
I don't even know
if I can make you a good dancer.
But ifyou keep tryin' and don't quit,
I know I can make you a betterdancer.
And I'd like very much to do that.
Stay?
Are you gonna keep yelling at me?
Probably.
Five, six, seven, eight. One and two,
three, four, five, six, seven, eight. One, two.
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight. One, two.
Better.
Breathe deep. Again.
Hold it.
All right, you can turn around now.
Breathe deep.
Again.
All right, you can put your shirt on now.
Well, Doctor? Does he pass?
Good. Now I