diet, have a fall
§ Don't stop with one, try 'em all
§ Music's ready to begin
§ Take out your headset, plug it in
§ What's your answer, chu-hu-hum?
§ Are you gonna co-o-ome?
§ On the coolest, hottest trip
§ That's ever been
Oh, it's very, very good!
I think we might even get
a commercial tie-in with the airlines.
- You think so? Great.
- Audrey?
Well, ask...
Yeah, it's OK.
Let me see what I can do with it.
I think it's just what the show needs.
It's catchy, it's bouncy. Right, Ted?
- Oh, yeah, very bouncy and catchy.
- Can we hear it again?
- I'd love to hear it again.
- Oh! Arnie...
Turn. Some fuckin' music.
- Turn back.
- Arch your back. Extend the right leg.
Ease your partner down gently.
Slide. Slide.
Slide!
Have you everslept with another woman?
I once tried living with two girls.
Two girls at once.
- We lived together.
- Laughed together.
- Drank together.
- Smoked together.
Slept together.
Woke up one morning...
one ofthem was gone.
On the bureau, she left a note.
I'm sorry. I cannot share you any more.
I want you all to myself, or not at all.
Please, please try to understand.
I not only understood, I was flattered.
I was flattered that she felt
so strongly about me.
How did you know the note was to you?
No. No, that's notme, man. No.
Somebody else, maybe, butnotme.
- What is this, Eddie?
- Not me. Talk to him.
Joey, I gotta talk to you
about these time sheets.
Three weeks now we've been on triple time.
The brass is eating my ass out!
You shot 82 days on a 65-day schedule.
On a four-month editing schedule,
you've gone seven months.
We're already 2.2 million
over the original budget.
Joey, God made the entire world in six days.
He didn't go on overtime once.
You can't even cut an hour-and-a-half movie
in seven months, on triple time?
Joey, I hate to do this.
I'm usually a very calm man,
but this whole thing
has got me terribly crazy.
I must put my foot down.
Joey, the whole thing has gotta stop.
It has to stop. It's got to stop!
Itjust simply must stop!
Josh, I made changes in the monologue.
I think you'll like it. I have to go to rehearsal.
At those prices, who can afford to live?
- Nice talking to you, Josh.
- So laccept!
Oh, my God. It is better.
- God help us all.
- Waita minute. Real deadbody.
It's better.
OK, that looks pretty good. I like it.
Let's go. Everybody down, in a straight line.
Move down, move down.
Move down, Victoria.
- And sing it out. Here we go.
- Five, six, seven...
§ And any seat you grab will be first class
Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...
And I don't like it.
Uh, double that.
- Which button?
- The white one, down.
Ah, that stinks. Let's play something else.
Do me a favour. Take offyour shoes.
- What's that?
- It's a mint.
- Can I have one?
- No, come on, you wouldn't like it.
Let me try this.
Here, you stand over there,
then jump up on my shoulder.
Oh, God, you're getting heavy.
All right, put your leg in an arabesque.
There we are.
- How are things at home?
- They're pretty good.
All right, watch your back now.
- Anything you wanna tell me?
- I promised Mom I wouldn't bring it up.
But you're gonna bring it up anyway.
Sit down. You can tell me
anything. You know that.
Gimme your wrists. Ready? And jump.
- It's just that I keep wondering, Dad...
- Bend your knees.
What is it you keep wondering?
Why don't you get married again?
Do a head roll.
I don't get married again because
I can't find anyone I dislike enough
to inflict that kind oftorture on.
Hey, why don't you marry Katie?
She's terrific.
Keep rolling your head.
Straighten your leg. Yeah, you're right.
She's terrific. That's exactly
why I don't wanna marry her.
Run offto the corner.
Jump and I'll catch you.
And Victoria? You're not too crazy about her.
Just run and jump.
Never mind that. Come on.
- What about the blonde?
- What blonde?
The one in Philadelphia with the TV show?
You know, the one Mom