won't be long.
- Wake up. Wake up.
- What?
Barney's dummy.
- The dummy, it attacked.
- Calm down.
Now, calm down.
Now, did you have your 8:00 Valium?
Well, there you go.
Oh, prune juice.
(TIRES SQUEALING)
(BELL RINGING)
Edgar. You got it, too.
Edgar. Edgar, don't try to push me around.
(ZAPPING)
Now you better mind your manners,
you little shit.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
(SIGHS)
- Hi, Barney.
- Hi.
What are you doing? What is that for?
I thought we'd start by testing
your power for controlled distance
on substances
with different physical properties.
Bernadette, you don't know a thing
about science. I mean...
You can't be the subject
of your own experiment.
Now, just see if you can empty
the air out of that can.
Very good. Now, see if you can empty
the water out of the tank.
Come here.
(ZAPPING)
(THUNDER CLAPPING)
Very imaginative.
Now, we know from last night that
you can move solids, so we conclude
that your telekinetic power works
on all three states of matter.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Hi, Peyton.
Hey, what's going on?
Barney, we got a game to go to.
- Oh, right.
- Oh, well, we've been conducting
a little research, but I was just leaving.
Bye, Barney.
Look, next time, ask me first
before you barge in here, okay?
Okay. Sorry.
Gotta keep her under wraps.
It's the power. It's...
Yeah, I know, it's scary.
You know, I had an idea.
If you don't wanna do it, I understand.
Just because we're best friends for life.
- What is it?
- I knew you'd drag it out of me.
Play ball.
ANNOUNCER ON P. A:
The Emerson Penguins take the field.
(ALL CHEERING)
On the mound for Emerson,
Peyton Nichols.
Hey, looks like we're a little short
on the bench today, Dex.
Alan, take your finger out of your nose.
What'd I tell you about that shit?
Now suck it.
Suck it.
ANNOUNCER ON P. A: First up
for the Tigers, playing shortstop,
number four, Deke Davis.
(CROWD CHEERING)
(ZAPPING)
What an amazing hop.
Now batting for the Tigers, their pitcher
and the league's leading hitter,
Nathan "Too Mean" Levine.
(WHOOPING)
There's a shot.
It's a home run.
Top of the first, the Tigers lead, 1-nothing.
- Sorry about that.
- That's okay, pal.
Let's just keep it cool
until the ninth inning like we said.
(ZAPPING)
You're out!
(ZAPPING)
(ZAPPING)
(ZAPPING)
(ZAPPING)
You're out. Strike three.
(BOOING)
(ZAPPING)
Hold on there, Ump.
I got a pinch hitter coming in.
No. No, Dex. He was your pinch hitter.
You used him in the seventh inning,
and now you have
nobody else left except me.
Besides, nobody else even touched
"Too Mean" anyway.
Oh, come on, Dex, you promised me.
Please? You promised.
- Go right on now.
- Thanks.
Now batting for Emerson,
Barney Springboro.
(CROWD CHEERING)
(SOBBING)
What an amazing game.
It had it all,
incredible fielding, pitching, clutch hitting.
And the final score, 3-1,
Emerson Penguins.
Thanks, Dex.
If I only knew. You know something?
We could have been contenders.
(LAUGHING)
We did it. Can you believe it?
- You were great.
- I couldn't have done it without you.
Oh, that was nothing.
What do you say
we celebrate at my house?
Forget it.
Oh, Robert. Good game, huh?
Typical high school stuff, though.
You would have been eaten alive
in college ball.
Oh. Yeah, I'm sure you'd know about that,
wouldn't you?
Are you going to the Senior Day?
To Magic Land?
That kid stuff is a little gooish for me.
Oh, yeah, well, they do have
the scariest roller coaster in the world.
- Of course I rode it standing up last time.
- You would.
- See you around.
- Jerk.
Did you smell that guy?
Let's get out of here.
(WHOOPING)
- Hey. That's the jerk that made us lose.
- Yeah, you little weasel.
Okay, pal. Kiss this.
(LAUGHING)
(ZAPPING)
(GIRLS SHRIEKING)
(ZAPPING)
(ZAPPING)
(EX CLAIMING)
- Shit.
- Shit.
Who is this guy?
- Hey!
- Hey!
(BOTH