Go into the living room and enjoy yourself. Let's go find your sister. Before we begin... ...since this is Aunt Bethany's 80th Christmas... ...I think she should lead us in the saying of grace. What, dear? Grace! Grace? She passed away 30 years ago. They want you to say grace. The blessing. "I pledge allegiance... "...to the flag of the United States of America... "...and to the republic... "...for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible... "...with liberty and justice for all." Amen. Catherine, if this turkey tastes half as good as it looks... ...I think we're all in for a very big treat. Save the neck for me, Clark. I'm sorry. Why are you crying? I told you we put it in too early. It's just a little dry. It's fine. Here's the heart. Aunt Bethany... Does your cat happen to eat Jell-O? I don't know about the cat... ...but I'm enjoying it. Kids... ...I heard on the news... ...that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sled on its way in from New York. You serious, Clark? Load me up with a little more there. It's good. What's wrong with the dog? He's just yakking' on a bone. He's got it up. He's all right now. Maybe if you wouldn't feed him from the table... No. He's probably just nosing through the trash. If you're not doing anything constructive... ..n into the living room, get my stogie. Is there anything else I can do for you, Uncle Louis? He's an old man. This may be his last Christmas. He keeps it up, it will be his last Christmas. That should be it. I told you, you had too many plugs in one outlet. What is it? Nothing. Let's go in and finish our dessert. If that thing had nine lives, she just spent them all. If you don't mind, I'd like to try to fumigate this here chair. It's a good quality item. If you don't mind me askin', how much it set you back? Do you smell something? Fried pussycat. It's not the chair, it's some kind of gas coming from the sewer. My tree! So, what's the matter with you? Look what you've done to my tree! It was an ugly tree anyway. At least it's out of its misery. - Dad's gonna flip out. - Nobody's gonna flip out. We're gonna have a wonderful Christmas. What the hell do you want? I have a delivery for Clark W. Griswold. I was supposed to deliver it yesterday... ...but it fell between the seats and I didn't see it. I'm sorry. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. - I can't believe it. - What is it? A letter confirming your reservation at the nuthouse? It's from my company. Your bonus. My bonus. Open it, Clarkie. Open it. I hope it's a fortune. I bet you do. I was afraid... Are you going to bawl all over it, or are you gonna open it? I was gonna wait till tomorrow to tell you all this, but what the heck? With this bonus check, I'm putting in a swimming pool. That's it. That's the big one! Open it! I'm sorry if I've been a little short with everyone lately. I've been waiting for this bonus. To make sure the pool goes in when the ground thaws... ...I had to lay out the money in advance. Until this arrived, I didn't have enough to cover the check. Tear the sucker open, Dad. Drum roll. If there's enough left, I'll fly you all down to help us dedicate it. I can't swim, Clark. I know that, Eddie. What's wrong? It's bigger than you expected? Smaller? What is it? A one-year membership in the Jelly-of-the-Month Club. That's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year. That it is, Edward. That it is, indeed. I'm sorry. If this isn't the biggest bag-over-the-head punch in the face I ever got! Goddamn it! Son. It's good. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me... ...I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here, tonight. Brought from his happy holiday slumber on Melody Lane with all the rich people. I want him brought right here... ...with a big ribbon on his head and I want to look him straight in the eye... ...and I want to tell ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Бабье лето на английском - текст Звёздный путь: Оригинальный сериал на английском - текст Двое - это слишком на английском - текст Питер Фм на английском - текст Человек-невидимка на английском |