Paul Newman?
Get lost, bimbo!
Look, why don't you
take some danishes?
I can put them
in a bag.
Whatever you got
that's quick.
O.K.
Hey, Rose.
I'd haul ass
if I was you.
Yeah. When we
get our stuff.
It's coming!
I'm about ready
to kick me some ass!
Take this
sloppy whore out.
If your dick's
as small as your brain,
you're in a lot of trouble.
Oh, my God, don't!
I'll give you a fight!
Knock it off!.
Go! Get out
of here, please!
Look, please go.
Show's over!
That man's gonna
continue eating.
Oh, my God!
Oh, God!
Jack,
get some ice!
Doggone!
You slapped
that sucker silly.
That was just like
being on TVi.
Let the good times roll.
Student leaders claimed
women and children
were burned to death
as a result of U.S. troops
using napalm.
They're animals.
I don't know how human beings
can behave that way.
Chemical defoliants sprayed
on Vietnamese jungles
were destroying
the Vietnamese food supply.
Houston...
you look like
you need a drink.
And you know what?
Your ol' mama's
gonna buy you one.
We're gonna put
our dancing shoes on
and buy ourselves
a drink.
Good deal, Lucille.
Aah!
George! Big George!
Give me some skin, man.
My old pal,
this is
my new pal.
# Letter to daddy #
# His address
is heaven above #
# I've written #
# " Dear Daddy #
# We miss you..." #
Oh, man!
Oh, you
old freak!
Shit. Your hair
has a hard on!
Who's the young
Republican?
He saved my life
twice tonight.
# The postman says
that's best to do #
# Bee doobie do #
# I've written
a letter to Daddy #
I've got a new bag...
very pure.
You could run this horse
all the way to Aqueduct.
I don't ride
the horse no more.
I'm clean!
What are
you drinking?
Tequila!
A bottle of tequila
and no grass.
Oh, how daring!
I used to be
a big star, too,
Miss Hudson.
My sister Henry.
Weirdsville!
Come on.
Relax, relax!
Did you hear about
the Polish lesbian?
She liked men!
# I love you #
Reminds me of a dream
I had in the Philippines.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, bitch.
Butch! I'm sorry.
Excuse me.
Right on.
Well, thank you.
You're a wonderful audience.
We have somebody
in the audience
who tried to sneak in
a little while ago.
She used to live upstairs.
Every night we'd say,
"Are you sleeping?"
She never was.
Where's my 1 0 bucks,
motherfucker?
How rude!
She did a concert
earlier tonight
where she personally
slayed thousands of people.
Waiter, would you
send her a drunk on me?
Ladies and gentlemen,
I'll get in trouble
for pointing her out,
the incredible Rose!
All right!
Hey, mama!
Rose! Rose! Rose! Rose!
Rose! Rose! Rose! Rose!
All right!
Rosie, we got
a surprise for you.
All right, gentlemen,
hit it for the woman!
Aah!
Hi, you motherfucker!
That drag queen's
doing me!
# Here comes ol' Ruby #
# Steppin' right on time #
# Here comes a stripper #
# Bringin' on the night #
# Here come the boys #
# Faces hidden
from the light #
# All through the shadows #
# They come and they go #
# They got one
thing in common #
# They got the fire
down below #
Come on! Come on!
# Here comes the rich man #
# In his big,
long limousine #
# Here comes the poor man #
# All you got to have
is green #
# Here comes the banker #
# The lawyer and the cop #
# One thing for certain #
# It's never gonna stop #
# When it all gets
too heavy #
# They come and they go #
# Where they go? #
# They got one
thing in common #
# They got the fire
down below #
# It happens out in Viegas #
# Happens in Moline #
# The blue blood
streets of Boston #
# In Berkeley
and in Queens #
# Went on yesterday #
# It's goin' on tonight #
# Somewhere
there's somebody #
# Treatin' somebody right #
Hello, gorgeous!
Talk about your
second-hand Rose!
# Find her every time #
# Street lights flicker #
# Bringin' on the night #
# Slippin' into darkness #
# Slippin' out of sight #
# All through
the midnight #
# Oh, they come
and they go #
# Oh,