old saying?
- The old saying about a man's nose.
- You know, relating to the size of his...
- Of his what?
- Everybody knows this.
- Come on.
Hey, Sophie? You know
the old saying about a man's nose?
Oh, you mean how the size of a man's
nose relates to the size of his...
Oh, my God!
I love doing that to them.
- Your tea, sir.
- Thank you.
And picks.
Thanks, Bernie.
So, why don't you ask her out?
Sometimes I walk around
this town at night...
and I see couples walking along
holding hands...
I look at them and I think,
"Hey, why not me?"
And then I catch
my shadow on the wall.
Why don't you just
get that nose job?
- I did.
- Charlie!
No. It's the word,
"rhinoplasty."
It's so unpleasant.
It ranks up there with "hemorrhoid."
Those are just two words you
really don't want to get involved in.
What about a little cosmetics?
You know, some shading.
Along the sides and down the slope,
a little bit on the end.
- It really helps.
- It's not me.
- I can't wear makeup.
- Hi.
- You should have stayed last night.
- Sorry I pooped out.
- And you were great.
- I was okay.
- We were impressed.
- You were terrific.
Especially Roxanne.
She went on and on about you.
She did?
And I think she's fallen in love,
but she doesn't know it yet.
See ya.
What does she mean,
she thinks she's fallen in love?
Well, it has been known to happen.
C.D., this is Chris McConnell.
It's a real pleasure
meeting you.
Sorry we've been
missing each other.
Are you all right?
I know you've met the guys.
How's your room?
It's hypnotic, isn't it?
It's huge.
It's enormous.
It's gigantic!
They said it was big,
but I didn't...
expect it to be big!
Wanna shoot some pool?
Come on, rack 'em up.
We'll play a game.
Aren't you gonna kill me?
The guys said that...
Ordinarily, yeah,
but not today.
Why not?
Because yesterday she didn't.
But today...
she does.
Finally got a sense of humor
about your nose, huh?
Rack 'em up.
Turn on the hose.
The secret to moving a hose
is in the rhythm.
To the left.
One and two and three.
To the right.
Now forward.
- Now back.
- Back?
I can't stand this!
He's dancing!
- Go.
- Let's show the chief what we got.
Turn it off!
What are you doing?
Turn it off!
Go! Come on!
Shut it off!
Shut it off!
Get a good stream.
Lean into it now. You gotta trust it.
Remember, water is your friend.
Now!
Okay, what's our signal
for charging the hose?
Remember, like Big Bird.
That's right.
Just like on Sesame Street.
- Hit it!
- Watch it!
- Roxanne! It's me, Chuck!
- Not again.
There he is.
- Back up a second.
- Okay.
Flirtin' with Sophie
and Lydia again.
Hey, Charlie,
can I talk to you?
Well...
All right.
- Hi, Charlie.
- Have a good time.
I got it.
Okay, was I right?
Yep, it's ugly.
It really is.
What I'm gonna say
is a little forward.
Good.
There's someone I think
I should get to know better.
Someone who I think likes me, too.
Know what I mean?
I think he wants to talk to me.
I can see him trying,
but he won't.
I like him for that.
Maybe this guy needs you
to make the first move.
That's why I'm talking to you.
So, what do you know
about this guy?
Well, I know he's interesting.
Different.
Intelligent.
Handsome.
He's what?
He's handsome.
See? Isn't it amazing
if you have feelings for someone...
how you can start
to see them as handsome?
Everyone thinks he is.
Not everyone.
Believe me.
What are you talking about?
Nothing. It's great.
It's great that he's all these things.
I've only seen him a few times.
We've never even spoken.
We just exchanged
a couple of goofy looks.
Why are you telling me this?
He works for you.
His name's Chris McConnell.
Oh, yeah.
What's he like?
No, don't tell me.
I'll let it unfold.
Since you're gonna be working with him,
maybe you could encourage him a little.
He may not say anything all summer,
and then I'll be gone.
If it comes up.
Thanks.
I know I'm forward.
You were