around here eating bonbons all day, right? Oh, I don't know. Well, what does Gil say? He says I should do whatever I want. I could've killed him for that. What are you so upset about? Nathan, she's weird. She's a weird child. I think a few days a week of preschool could be very helpful. This is not the right age for Patty to be socially activated. We went through it. She's not a bomb. She's a little kid who has no ability to relate to other little kids. Do you want her to relate to him? Help! Help! Help! See, when I met him, I was a little wild. I was a little out of control and he kind of took me in hand. I liked that. He's very commanding. He got me into teaching. He got my shit together. Boy, he really turned me on. Really? I mean, of course, really. Oh, Nathan and I used to be hot. I know he doesn't look it, but... I mean, we were like rabbits. I used to give him, you know, oral, you know, on the highway. What? You know, he was always trying to get a research grant. And you thought that would help? No, but... I mean, he kept getting turned down and he'd get real, real tense. So if I saw him getting, you know, really tense, I'd just lean over while he was driving and I'd... Susan. What? I just spoke to your mother. Grandma wants to stay over at Helen's for a while. Can you drive her there tomorrow? Sure. Great. He likes to butt things with his head. How proud you must be. Here it is. Now it's right there in front of you. Okay. Careful now. Careful. Yeah! Here, take this off. Now really try and hit it. Yeah. Really give it a good shot. Yeah. Give it a good whack! Whack!Put your shoulder into it and whack it. Now just kill it! Kill it! When I was born, Grover Cleveland was president. I'm sorry I'm late. Where should I do it? Who are you and what are you going to do? I'm from Party Time Entertainment. I'm your stripper. What's the birthday boy's name? Because I paint it across my breasts. Okay, it was a mix-up. I got Cowboy Dan's card and he got mine. I'm sorry. Goodbye. Wait a minute. What about Cowboy Dan? He is coming. He showed up at the Lodge Hall, and they were expecting me. They beat him severely, so Cowboy Dan ain't coming. Cowboy Dan's not coming? Come on, Kevin, hold it together. I knew it. I told you. All the kids are gonna hate me. It's gonna be just like Little League. Cowboy Dan is coming. Gil! He's coming. Cowboy Dan is coming! Howdy, partner. You're Kevin's father! You're not Cowboy Dan. Yeah! That's right. They call me Cowboy Gil, as in guilty. I saw Cowboy Dan. I didn't like the look on his face. It was like this, so I killed him. I blew a hole in him this big. That's too small. Actually, it was about this big. You know, when I think about it, that hole was about this big. Yeah, and his guts were spilled out all over the floor. As I was walking away, I slipped around on his guts. And a couple of other people came by and they started slipping on his guts, too. After I blow a hole in somebody and slip around on their guts, afterwards, I always like to make balloon animals. That's mighty courteous of you. Here we go. What's he doing? I don't know. Your lower intestines. Watch out, you little varmints! Why, you! You darned kids! Why, you little lily-livered lumps of cat meat! Where's Cowboy Gil? Where'd he go? Ambush, you little four-footers. And here it is. It's made with a quart of milk, two cups of sugar and three cow pies. Come on and get it. Will you get down off the horse before you hurt yourself? Honey, I got to make a big exit. That's Cowboy Gil's woman. Take a bow, little lady. Hi. Hi. I sure hope that when I mosey back this way one day, you don't mind if I stop in and say hello. Well, I got to be moseying on back to Abilene. Keep your powder and your pants dry. Kevin, I hope this is the best danged birthday you ever had. ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Гвозди на английском - текст Американский ниндзя 2: Столкновение на английском - текст Письма с Иводзимы на английском - текст Девять с половиной недель на английском - текст Джуниор на английском |