too. After I blow a hole in somebody and slip around on their guts, afterwards, I always like to make balloon animals. That's mighty courteous of you. Here we go. What's he doing? I don't know. Your lower intestines. Watch out, you little varmints! Why, you! You darned kids! Why, you little lily-livered lumps of cat meat! Where's Cowboy Gil? Where'd he go? Ambush, you little four-footers. And here it is. It's made with a quart of milk, two cups of sugar and three cow pies. Come on and get it. Will you get down off the horse before you hurt yourself? Honey, I got to make a big exit. That's Cowboy Gil's woman. Take a bow, little lady. Hi. Hi. I sure hope that when I mosey back this way one day, you don't mind if I stop in and say hello. Well, I got to be moseying on back to Abilene. Keep your powder and your pants dry. Kevin, I hope this is the best danged birthday you ever had. Adiуs, buckaroos. Giddy-up, Thunder Thighs! Adiуs, buckaroos. Don't try and follow me to Abilene. Good night, sweetheart. Good night, Mom. Did you have a nice birthday? Dad was funny. He sure was. Well, good night, nine-year-old boy. Happy birthday, kiddo. Dad? Yeah? When I grow up, can I work where you work? Why? That way we can still see each other every day. Good night. I love you. I love you, too. Mom? Hubba-hubba. Garry? Garry? Let me out of here, mango face! Hello, Helen? Oh, the door was unlocked. Oh, my God! What channel is this? No, Gran, this is a tape. She needs a man. Now. Gran, this isn't mine. I don't watch this. What's everybody doing in here? Did you break my lock? Susie, Gran, would you please go to my room? Sure. One of those men reminded me of your grandpa. God bless him. Garry, listen to me. How could you break my lock? I came in here because I was afraid you were on drugs. Why would you think that? Because of what you did to your father's office. What do you mean? He found your hammer. You know, those were your initials burned into the handle. Someone must have taken it. Oh, Garry, just... Honey, you know, all these feelings... You're right to have all these feelings. You're a great kid. You're a great kid, honey. You just got a lousy dad. And you've just got to learn to say, "The hell with him!" Actually, that's good advice for both of us. The hell with him! I don't know what to say about the tapes. You know, I assume that, you know, you're watching these because you're curious about sex, you know, or filmmaking. Is there anything you'd like to ask? Who? Me. No, I don't blame you. What about Uncle Gil? He's busy with his own kids. Hi. Hi. Where's my wife? She's still at school. She's got cheerleading practice. Bitchin'. So what's up? Would you like to speak to Tod? Can I speak frankly, no holds barred? Please. That is one messed-up little dude. You sure we can talk straight? All right. A few months ago, Garry got his first boner. You know what that is? If memory serves. Great! Anyway, since then he's been uh, slapping the salami. No offense. No. Apparently, he's going for a world record. Chicken's burning. Oh! Oh. Damn! That looked good, too. Anyway, he was afraid there was something wrong with him, you know? Like he was a pervert or something. I told him that's what little dudes do. We've all done it. That made him happy. Garry was happy? Yeah, he even smiled. I never even knew he had teeth. I guess a boy Garry's age really needs a man around. Yeah, well, it depends on the man. I had a man around. He used to wake me up in the morning by flicking lit cigarettes at my head. "Hey, asshole, get up and make me breakfast. " You know, Miss Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog or drive a car. Hell, you need a license to catch a fish, but they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father. Well, I'm gonna pick up Julie. They're hassling her about her ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Олимпиус Инферно на английском - текст Это случилось однажды ночью на английском - текст Маму нужно любить на английском - текст Пираты XX века на английском - текст Был отец на английском |