guy with the glass eye?
- No, when he ran it was missing.
It has got words.
"Vengeance is..."
No!
Did you catch that?
Some of it may be English.
See if this is clear enough:
Give me your badge!
And you will not get it back.
Wohlschlдger, team up with
the digitalised Humphrey Bogart.
Are you making some changes?
Why not come and work the funeral
with me? I would not miss it.
Torelli has spent a bundle. He has
a helicopter circling the building.
A rooftop funeral in Long Beach.
How is that for taste?
- Who died?
- Leo the Fart. Shot yesterday.
Somebody tried for Torelli
and missed.
Leo was tough. Only he could not
sneak up on you.
If you change your mind,
I will be in front of the hotel.
- Where are we, anyway?
- Home.
How did you know
there was a guy in there?
There always is. It costs me
a fortune in closet doors.
Like in "Slater II -
The Sagittarius Strangler".
Soon you will meet the Madigan
Strangler. I just got fired.
What you find so entertaining is my life.
I am not even a cop anymore.
He only took your badge, because you
destroyed more of the city than usual.
Jack, you are everybody's hero.
It will all be okay again. Trust me.
No, Danny. It is getting harder.
I only wanted to be a decent cop.
But I kept getting involved
in crazy adventures.
But the craziest part is,
I kept surviving.
These are the sequels.
They have to get harder.
Look on the good side.
You have a great daughter.
And your ex-wife would not call
if she did not want you back.
Do you think she cannot tell
the real voice from a taped one?
I pay a cashier to call me at work,
so the guys think I have a life.
My ex-wife is happily remarried.
She never calls.
And Whitney. Why can she not be
a normal teenager?
On prom night she stays home
to field strip an AK-47.
She will die a young maid.
I am going to buy it soon, too.
No way. You cannot die
until the grosses go down.
Vivaldi said something would
happen at a funeral.
We should look into
this funeral.
Whatever.
Jack, it is a funeral
for a guy named Fart.
Funeral?
Someone tried to kill Torelli,
but hit Leo the Fart instead, right?
Wrong. Did Benedict take the shot?
Most likely. Would he miss? No way.
- Unless he wanted to miss.
- Did he mean to miss? Why?
Because Leo the Fart was
very, very fat. Get it?
No, I do not.
They broke in, cut Leo open
and stuffed him with T.N.T.
He goes off at the funeral and
takes out the whole Torelli mob.
That is what this is all about.
Vivaldi will blow up that funeral.
It would not be a bomb. We have had
a dozen explosions in this movie.
Do not start that again.
- Nerve gas!
- What are you talking about?
Some nerve gas has been stolen
from military trucks.
They could have put it inside him.
Do you know what that means?
Leo the Fart will pass gas
one more time.
Mr. Torelli.
I hope it is all right I am here.
I do not want to be a fourth wheel.
Fifth wheel.
Did you hear that, Benedict?
Family. Go pay your respects.
- Stay in the car.
- No, I am coming with you.
Let us say this is a movie.
If someone says, "Stay in the car",
and the guy does not, what happens?
- He saves the day.
- Or gets killed.
Good point. I will stay.
Wait a minute!
What if that gets me killed?
There is a gun in
the glove compartment.
- Practice!
- Makes perfect.
The Fart is a bomb
to take out the Torelli mob.
That explains the mortuary break in.
Let us use the service entrance.
- Who do you work for, John?
- What do you mean?
We both know there is
no side entrance to this hotel.
I am sorry, Jack. I did not
want it to go down this way.
Danny said not to trust you.
He said you killed Moe Zart.
- Moe who?
- Zart.
I kill many people.
I cannot remember them all.
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
In a bodybag
if you do not drop that.
That is doubtful, kid.
Real doubtful.
Thank you for the fingerprints.
You are about to murder Jack Slater.
Chain yourself to that pipe.
These drug