is between you and Slater.
Take the money in the desk -
- and leave me and Meredith...
Whitney, alone.
Holy shit, boss.
It looks like two K in here.
Just a minute. Give it to me.
These bills are marked, right?
You tried to sucker me with them.
Burn it.
- Burn it?
- Yes, burn it.
Do not play games with grown-ups.
You will get hurt.
Big mistake.
Great, is it not?
I will hurt you a little bit.
Freeze! Lose the guns or I redecorate
in brain matter grey. Got it?
Kill me and I will kill him.
Leave it. Get the door.
Boss?
Do not give up your day job.
Jack!
Do not leave home without it.
- Where are you going?
- I have to catch the red-eye.
I do not believe this.
I am in the movie and...
I am missing the action!
Get the hell out of here!
Back up the top!
Next time we get thicker armour.
Like a tank.
Chicken it is.
This is going to work.
It is a movie. I am a good guy.
I am a comedy sidekick.
Oh, shit! It is not going to work!
- I think I scared them.
- You did great. Come on.
Benedict has the ticket.
Too bad.
I wanted it for my collection.
You are travelling through
another dimension.
My name is Skeezy.
S-K-E-E-Z-Y.
Say this.
- Grow up.
- Just say this one word.
- Is it another movie proof?
- Maybe.
- I do not want to say it.
- Say what?
You cannot say it, because
this movie is PG-13. Admit it.
Slater. The guy with the missing eye,
I saw his licence plate.
Good for you.
- You mean the guy with the glass eye?
- No, when he ran it was missing.
It has got words.
"Vengeance is..."
No!
Did you catch that?
Some of it may be English.
See if this is clear enough:
Give me your badge!
And you will not get it back.
Wohlschlдger, team up with
the digitalised Humphrey Bogart.
Are you making some changes?
Why not come and work the funeral
with me? I would not miss it.
Torelli has spent a bundle. He has
a helicopter circling the building.
A rooftop funeral in Long Beach.
How is that for taste?
- Who died?
- Leo the Fart. Shot yesterday.
Somebody tried for Torelli
and missed.
Leo was tough. Only he could not
sneak up on you.
If you change your mind,
I will be in front of the hotel.
- Where are we, anyway?
- Home.
How did you know
there was a guy in there?
There always is. It costs me
a fortune in closet doors.
Like in "Slater II -
The Sagittarius Strangler".
Soon you will meet the Madigan
Strangler. I just got fired.
What you find so entertaining is my life.
I am not even a cop anymore.
He only took your badge, because you
destroyed more of the city than usual.
Jack, you are everybody's hero.
It will all be okay again. Trust me.
No, Danny. It is getting harder.
I only wanted to be a decent cop.
But I kept getting involved
in crazy adventures.
But the craziest part is,
I kept surviving.
These are the sequels.
They have to get harder.
Look on the good side.
You have a great daughter.
And your ex-wife would not call
if she did not want you back.
Do you think she cannot tell
the real voice from a taped one?
I pay a cashier to call me at work,
so the guys think I have a life.
My ex-wife is happily remarried.
She never calls.
And Whitney. Why can she not be
a normal teenager?
On prom night she stays home
to field strip an AK-47.
She will die a young maid.
I am going to buy it soon, too.
No way. You cannot die
until the grosses go down.
Vivaldi said something would
happen at a funeral.
We should look into
this funeral.
Whatever.
Jack, it is a funeral
for a guy named Fart.
Funeral?
Someone tried to kill Torelli,
but hit Leo the Fart instead, right?
Wrong. Did Benedict take the shot?
Most likely. Would he miss? No way.
- Unless he wanted to miss.
- Did he mean to miss? Why?
Because Leo the Fart was
very, very fat. Get it?
No, I do not.
They broke in, cut Leo open
and stuffed him with T.N.T.
He goes off at the funeral and
takes out the whole Torelli mob.
That is what this is all about.
Vivaldi will blow up