embarrassed me.
How could you do that?
Chris, it is the Ripper
from "Jack Slater III". Scary.
- Let us "axe" him a question.
- Look at this method villain.
Rip, what brings you here?
- I thought I might kill someone.
- You should start with your designer.
Nobody wants to miss out.
The notables just keep coming.
Excuse me, sir.
Could I see your invitation?
Pete, it is okay. I am his agent.
Jesus Christ, Tom. Come here.
It is Tom Noonan,
the actor who played the Ripper.
Are you nuts? Do you want to
play axe killers for ever?
I need the manager's office for
10 minutes. Here is 50 bucks.
What do you think
Slater says about America?
I do not want to hear it.
I am not a big fan of Arnold.
She is. Arnold turns her on. I just
want to be there when it happens.
Good, you have the props, too.
Whip out a Hibachi -
- and we can make some shish-kebab.
I will rent you a tuxedo.
Tell him it is me.
Did Nicholson go to the premiere of
"Batman" dressed as the Joker? No.
Murray, get me your brother-in-law.
Yes, it is important.
- What do you think about this?
- I would never miss the premiere.
Where am I sitting? Where?
Where am "I" sitting?
There are two balconies.
I believe you are in the lower one.
You stay here. And be careful.
Someone should be checking
the other balcony. Definitely.
Arnold! The deal is done, right?
"Slater V". The soundtrack.
I will be...
Jack, it is the Ripper!
He has brought back the Ripper!
Benedict has brought back
the Ripper!
Everybody down!
Get off me!
Get the hell off me.
I should be informed
when there is to be a stunt.
You are the best look-alike
I have seen.
If you get to L.A., call my office.
We can get you jobs...
I do not like you.
You have only brought me pain.
Jack, help!
Did anyone come out of here?
Did you see a crazy guy
with an axe?
Hey, Jack. What kept you?
- Are you all right, Danny?
- Yes, sir.
I tried to change, Jack.
I really tried to do
what he told me to, but -
- I kept hearing that old music.
I knew you would come here, Jack.
Lose the piece.
There. It is between you and me.
So let the boy go.
We have played this number before.
What comes next?
You throw the gun away...
We have done that part.
And then you tell me to
let the kid go.
I am getting bored.
Let us skip to the end.
Come on, Jack!
Over here, right here!
I will be back!
The hell you will.
Jack!
Danny?
Danny, I will be right there!
I am coming! Hang on!
Just hang on now.
- Jack, help!
- I will be right there!
- I am coming!
- Just hurry!
Hold on, Danny!
And do not look down!
Oh, God, please do not
let him die.
Listen, kid. You grab my hand
and we get out of here.
- I cannot, Jack. I will fall.
- Come on, now.
- Trust me.
- I cannot do it.
Listen to me. Hold on with
your legs and let your hands go.
I will catch you. Believe in me.
I will catch you. Get my hand.
Go for it, Danny!
This hero stuff has its limits.
I need a hospital.
My shoulder is out of the socket.
Will a morgue suffice?
Get down, Danny!
Give it up, Benedict.
The lobby is swarming with cops.
I think I can avoid them.
But if not, I have a little -
- explosive surprise for them.
Since you are about to die, I will
tell you the plot. Think of villains.
Do you want Dracula?
Hang on.
I will fetch him. Dracula?
I can get King Kong.
A nightmare with Freddy Krueger.
A party for Adolf Hitler.
Hannibal Lecter can do the catering.
And a christening for Rosemary's Baby.
If I snap my fingers, they will come.
They are lining up. Do you know why?
Because in this world the bad guys
can win! I shall miss you, Jack.
Did you make a movie mistake?
You forgot to reload the gun.
No, Jack.
I just left one chamber empty.
You broke my arm!
Do you see, Jack?
Bad guys can win.
Now!
No sequel for you.
The ticket.
Take him home. To where
this is just a flesh wound.
Do you not understand?
We must get him back to the movies.
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