at?
You still at the hotel?
Why am I talkin' to you, damn it?
Hey, come on!
- Wait up!
- Keep away from me!
Come near me again,
I'll snatch you bald-headed.
I'm invitin' you.
If you're not located, I got a place.
- I'm invitin' you, goddammit!
- You're invitin'! Shit!
[ Ratso ] The 'X' on the windows means
the landlord can't collect rent...
which is a convenience
on account of it's condemned.
Front door. I don't care.
Actually, I prefer it that way.
Keeps the punks
and the creeps outta here.
Got my own private entrance.
You're the only one
who knows about it.
Watch the plank.
Break your goddamn skull.
No way to collect insurance.
There's glass there.
I've been meaning
to take that fridge up.
Get it, will you?
- Need any help?
- Not from you.
You okay?
It's not far.
[ Radio Clicks On ]
It's just one more up.
All the electric's off.
I don't mess with Con Edison.
Just another convenience.
The icebox will keep the roaches
from gettin' in the perishables.
[ Panting ]
Where did you steal this thing?
It's been sittin' down there
for weeks.
I don't mean now.
I mean before then.
Don't get a hernia.
Go ahead.
Just drop it anywhere.
[ Scanning Radio Dial ]
It's not bad, huh?
[ Toilet Flushing ]
There's no heat,
but by the time winter comes...
I'll be in Florida.
You wanna stretch out here?
Make yourself comfortable?
Go ahead.
Why don't you take a nap?
Would you like a cup of coffee?
[ Annie ]
Do you love me, Joe?
You're the only one, Joe.
You're the only one.
[ Sally ]
I said stop that!
[ Siren Wailing ]
He's the one.
He's the only one.
[ Annie ]
He's the one.
He's the only one.
[ Siren Wailing ]
[ Scanning Radio Dial ]
[ Panting ]
[ Radio Newscaster ] ...says there
have been 429 American casualties.
429 on the death list.
This as opposed to 643 South Vietnamese
soldiers on the death list.
Wait a minute.
What's the mat...
What's the matter?
Where's my damn boots?
Over there.
[ Ratso Coughs ]
How'd they get off me?
I took 'em off.
What for?
So you could sleep.
I mean, Christ.
I should haul my ass outta here.
What's wrong now?
You want me to stay here.
What are you after?
You don't look like no fag.
What's that supposed to mean?
Don't you want me to stay here tonight?
I'm not forcin' you.
Who's forcin' you?
Oh, I'm sorry. I truly am.
I must've got
the wrong impression then.
Okay. Okay, boy.
I want you to stay, all right?
I goddamn invited you, didn't I?
I hope you know what you're in for.
I'm a truly dangerous person, I am.
If someone does me bad like you...
If I'd have found you that night,
there would have been one dead Ratso.
You understand me?
You hear?
I'm impressed. You're a killer.
[ Sighing ]
If I'm gonna stay here a couple days,
I just thought you should know.
'Property of the YMCA.
Sometimes you make me
wanna puke, Ratso.
[ Coughing ]
Joe, do me one favor, huh?
This is my place.
Am I wrong?
No, you ain't wrong.
In my own place...
my name ain't Ratso.
It just so happens
that in my own place...
my name
is Enrico Salvatore Rizzo.
I can't say all that.
Rico, then.
At least call me Rico
in my own goddamn place.
Okay, Rico.
Rico. Rico.
That enough for you?
That's fine. Give me a pillow.
Give me one of those pillows.
[ Coughing ]
Keep your meat hooks off my radio.
[ Coughing ]
Rico. Rico.
[ Coughing ]
Are you here again?
Didn't I tell you once before
to keep away from here?
Every time you take stuff from me!
Get out of here!
- That ain't nice, pickin' on a cripple!
- Cripple or not, I don't care!
Who the hell do you think you are?The two basic items
necessary to sustain life...
are sunshine and coconut milk.
Did you know that?
That's a fact.
In Florida, you got a terrific
amount of coconut trees there.
I think they even got 'em
in the gas stations over there.
And ladies.
You know that in Miami you got...
Are you listenin' to me?
You got more ladies in Miami...
than in any