what I mean?
- It's offensive.
- Poorly costumed.
New York Times, Washington
Post: War. War. War.
Times got the Firefly Girl
in the Style section.
Post on page 12.
It's good. Hello?
It's very important. Listen up, Connie.
It's all war. You're doing good.
Would you vote for that person
based on that commercial?
- You know, I don't vote.
- Why don't you vote?
Last time I vote when that one time Major
League Baseball started the fans voting...
...I voted for Boog Powell on
first base. He didn't get in it...
...and it just disappointed
me. Stayed with me.
It's futile.
You've never voted for president?
No. Do you vote?
No. I always vote for
the Academy Awards...
...but I never win.
Liz, do you vote? Do you vote?
No. I don't vote. I
don't like the rooms.
Too claustrophobic. I
can't vote in small places.
- It's about that time.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
We got the Albanian girl with a
cat, with a kitten, and with a dog.
But I don't want a dog.
I asked for a kitten.
I understand that, but the
pet wrangler suggested...
I think I need to speak to the president
before you decide on the animal.
You don't understand. Can't they
find me a kitten? Listen to me.
Albanian terrorists
have a staging area...
...for their atomic workshop.
That's why she's fleeing.
Listen this. Just follow this. What if it
wasn't Albania? Let's say it was Italy?
I can get a lot of cash if it's Italy.
Listen this concept. "The boot."
"Give them the boot." What
if a shoe was the fad?
OK. The little girl is
coming toward the camera.
What does she have in
her hands? A kitten.
Better.
Albania doesn't do anything for me.
I think that's the problem.
- We're locked into Albania.
- Why is that?
The president's gonna go to war
with Albania in about 30 minutes.
Declaring war on Albania?
No. We're not declaring
war. We're going to war.
We haven't declared
war since World War II.
- We're going to war?
- We're going to war.
This late-breaking news
just in from Air Force One.
The president of the United States...
...has said that he apologizes
for the need for secrecy...
...and he assures that
it is necessary...
...for the safety of the
men and women in combat.
He says that the Republic of Albania...
...long a staging ground for
terrorism around the world.
He has mentioning a state of
war is or is about to happen...
...between the United States
and the Republic of Albania.
How many kittens do we have, Grace?
There ought to be kittens
a-plenty, Stanley. I had a call.
All right, people. Let's get started.
Ok?
Hi.
Hello. My name is Stanley Motss.
I'll be your producer this morning.
What I would like you to do,
Miss... What is your name?
Tracy Lime.
Tracy, stand against that wall,
and on my signal "action"...
...I want you running
toward me, screaming.
- Can we get you anything?
- I'm fine.
How about a cup of tea?
A little milk, low fat?
You Ok?
OK. Fine. Let's just try
one. I wanna we just try.
Is this a national? Is that the case?
- Well, it's a little bit...
- It's a direct buy-out.
Yeah. Why just have your
agent... What the hell is this?
What is this, a menagerie?
I want kittens.
I can't wait to put this on my resume.
I just want kittens.
Tracy, can I talk to
you for a minute please?
This is a special kind of situation.
It's a funny kind of situation.
Well, Sir. We have a schnauzer
and what appears to be...
It's a Lhasa apso.
Lhasa apso?
It couldn't have been simpler. Kittens.
What you got here is basically a cross
between a dog and what a substantially...
No. I don't wanna cross.
I just want kittens.
Absolutely, sir. Absolutely.
The president wants a kitten.
No. I want a kitten.
Well. Get a kitten.
Get rid of all the dogs
and keep the kittens.
Miss. Excuse me.
I'm gonna have to have you sign
this little sheet of paper here.
Well, my agent would be real
real miffed with me if I...
This doesn't have to do with your deal.
This is your security