like hell!
It's burning so well!
Valiant fire fighters,
my brothers, awaken!
The misfortune we've awaited
has arrived at last!
or to put it better,
our great chance is here!
It's not an ordinary conflagration,
it's the king's palace burning.
This grandiose misfortune,
or rather our great chance,
is an ideal situation
for the firemens' proliferation.
Or in plain words,
strike while the iron is hot.
Chests out!
Tummies in!
Eat your leader with your eyes!
- Where's your chest?
- I forgot.
Fedoul I to Fedoul V
here were born and thrived!
I'm not the Terrible nor the Proud,
I'm Fedoul VI the Burnt-out!
Good morning.
- I'm sweating!
- May the heat benefit you!
Sit our Majesty down!
- You sat on a hot seat.
- I was too hot to sit.
- Who are you?
- A minister.
- Which one?
- Without portfolio.
- What does it mean?
- I'm called when things get hot.
So you must answer for fires.
What's your answer?
It's clear
that evertyhing's unclear.
- I see he's an idiot.
- A loyal idiot.
Company, attention! About face!
Left face!
- Where's your left?
- I forgot.
As you were! Lousy performance!
We deal here with the royal fire!
Splendid!
- Have you saved my library?
- Half of it, as you can see.
- What about the other half?
- Perished in the fire.
But all of your other possessions
have been saved.
Save for some trifles.
Daddy!
You can't do right a thing!
To forget the daughter of the king!
Were you asleep, Sophie?
I was, daddy.
Good morning, my darling!
Good morning, dear daddy!
The palace is burning!
Save the king's daughter!
Turn me around! Quick!
Why are you standing, dummies?
Aren't you ashamed?
Go save my daughter!
It's easier to burn in the fire
than to burn in hell
all your life.
It's easier to burn in hell.
Do you want me, the king,
to dive into that fire?
Please do, dear.
We'll hold a funeral feast for you.
- We'll bake an angel cake.
- We'll drink your wine.
Go ahead, dear.
You spongers! You scoundrels!
I'll fire all of you!
Turn me around! Move it!
I'll have you all hanged!
Who would have thought it!
- The trial by fire...
- He lived through.
- But from the water...
- He won't come out...
Unscathed.
Sophie! My beauty!
Where are you?
I'm here, daddy!
Burn, burn loud,
never go out.
Look in the sky,
Birds there fly
And the bells all chime.
Burn, burn loud,
Never go out!
Your Majesty!
The fire squad in my command
is here the fire to quench,
with water the fire to drench!
We'll do our duty,
but this fire is a beauty!
I'm pleased.
I'm greatly pleased.
To our benefactor! Ha-ha!
Give them vodka to feel tender,
and gifts me to remember,
for their perseverance
and outer appearance.
Have a smoke, men!
Hey, where are you going?
What about the wedding?
What wedding?
Wedding whom?
Me.
Her.
- Don't you know our customs?
- You saved the king's daughter.
- So you must marry her.
- You must.
You must!
And get half of the kingdom.
Half the library will do!
- I can't marry her.
- Why?
I'm already engaged.
- To whom?
- To Alyonushka.
- We've missed the bus again.
- We always do!
- This is an insult...
- To Your Highness!
This is an insult
to our Highness!
An act you should chastise!
- Chastise him!
- How should we chastise him?
- Put him into a sack.
- And then toss into the ocean.
The water is very cold!
- It will cool his head off
- And bring him to his senses.
Right you are, good nuns.
So be it!
Chief!
Splendid!
Bring him here!
Have a smoke!
- Have a smoke, boy!
- I don't smoke.
Dummy!
About face! Run!
Dear little mouse!
Where's my Vassya?
Don't be afraid.
I won't let anyone harm you.
- Where d'you think you are?
- In a house.
Not in a house. In a jailhouse!
All right, in a jailhouse,
but why d'you have to shout?
I'm not shouting, I'm angry.
One doesn't smile in a jailhouse.
I can't help it, I'm having fun.
You do it
to spite me, girl!
You're so nasty,
Your Immortality!
Vassya will teach