s a damn good way to lose yourjob.
- Guess who was here last night.
- Not the redhead.
- She was here? What did she say?
- Ask Bernie, he took her home.
- Redheads lack pigmentation.
- They're almost albino.
You bang albino?
Well, I have and they're nuts.
Welcome to Mother's, ladies.
We're honoured, come on.
- Where are the guys from your team?
- Sulking.
First round is on Mother.
I'll be back in a minute.
They'll come at me tomorrow
like savages.
- Marauding beasts bent on destruction.
- Stop it.
Deborah, you work in advertising.
It is a civilized business.
- I work with monsters.
- You're talking about five-year-olds.
And my job is to break their spirit.
That's what kindergarten is about.
The Germans invented it. Think about it.
God, Pat's going in for the kill.
That's a nice turn.
- Coy.
- With just a hint of giddiness.
Her big move will come at any moment.
The combination hair flip with a giggle.
There's a 3.2 degree difficulty.
Let's see if she can pull it off.
9.0!
Tell me that getting those
advertising girls here wasn't perfect.
Pick a pair.
Like shooting fish in a barrel.
- We do pretty well for ourselves.
- We? Did you say "we"?
You've got balls.
I do the work, you take the credit.
You know what your problem is?
Your face.
Come on, you're too good-looking.
Girls go out with you and get nervous.
They feel dumpy,
they don't want to compete.
They want a guy like ... Iike me.
A guy who'll make them look good.
- A basic Neanderthal type.
- The swarthy type. A man's man.
- The kind of guy who's ...
- Oozing testosterone?
A young woman today
wants a little bulk in her diet.
A big guy who sweats.
Best thing that could happen to you
is an industrial accident.
- You're not leaving, are you?
- No, we're walking in backwards.
- I'm Debbie.
- Hi ... Dan.
This is Joan, my roommate.
She specializes in unsolicited attacks.
We're going to lrving's.
A 4 o'clock dive for us Kamikaze pilots.
I've been bombed there
a couple of times myself.
Quit while you're ahead.
I couldn't help noticing you
and noticing you noticing me.
There was a clock over your head.
I'll bet these have been put
to a lot of use.
Oh, they work.
Good, I just got them today.
- You don't have to run off.
- Yes, I do.
It's been a slice of heaven, I just
have to go home. It's a habit of mine.
- I can turn on a light.
- No, that's alright.
Bye.
- I can drive you home.
- No, thanks.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- What are you doing out here?
- I have this guy in my room. A big guy.
Real drunk. Real cute.
This guy is huge.
He's lying face down on the bed
like a beached whale. You have to see.
He's dead drunk.
He's out like a light.
It would take a crane to get him out.
- Should I tell you?
- Did you have a nice evening?
- Yes, and then I crawled away in shame.
- Aren't we a couple of sluts?
- I slept with him on the first date.
- It wasn't even a date.
I could not help myself
because he's so gorgeous.
But can he type?
I guess you'll have the bed to yourself.
She's got this fur-lined bed.
- What kind of fur?
- I don't know, but it's fur.
The static electricity from it
is sending sparks right to my nuts.
I felt like a human jumper cable.
Did you score last night?
Double headphone deal?
That chick, was she hot?
- She was fun.
- Fun?
She was fun?
Have you ever done it in a plane?
Yeah. I once nailed two stewardesses
in a 747 at 35,000 feet.
It was "fun".
I had a "fun" time.
Haven't ordered silverware in 6 months.
Your customers eat with their toes?
I'll throw in the steak markers.
If some kid throws up on them,
they're okay.
- Push the French fries.
- The French fries are fabulous.
- Hello?
- Hello?
- Who's this?
- It's Dan. Dan Martin.
From last night.
I want to talk to you about last night.
That's what I'm calling about.
I was pretty drunk last night.
Did anything happen?
No, absolutely nothing.
Want to do it again?
- I mean, want to meet