s true. It's true. This bear was over eight feet high. With big, white teeth. - (Growling) - Fangs... stained pink... from whatever it killed before it got to our cabin. It was frightening. Frightening. - The paws on this thing were immense. - Urgh. With big, black claws. Razor sharp... like Freddy Krueger. (Screams) Only worse, worse. This wasn't a movie. This was happening right in front of me. And all that separated me from that bear... was a pane of glass. Honey, maybe we shouldn't tell this story... - It's fine. - I'm thinking about nightmares. No, no. They have to hear this. Like I say, it might save their life one day. Now, I saw that bear. It saw me. And it was hungry. Hungry for blood! Human blood. You see, once a bear gets a taste for blood... it craves it. It needs it. It will do anything it can to get it. That bear had become... a man-eater! Our eyes locked. My heart was pumping. Pump, pump, pump, pump, pump. I ran into the living room, grabbed the shotgun off the mantle, turned around, and there was that bear right in the window. Its breath was fogging up the glass. And suddenly, it let out this god-awful roar. (Roaring) It started smashing the walls. Pots and pans started rattling, the walls shimmering and the floorboards lifting. I knew then that it was either the bear or your mom and I. So I raised the rifle, I took aim and I fired. (Gunshot echoes) - You wasted her? - No, Benny. - A shotgun's not going to kill that. - What happened? The buckshot shaved the hair clean off the top of its head. It ran off. We never saw it again. I hear from my uncle now and then... and he'd tell us about the baldheaded killer bear in the area. The baldheaded killer bear... of Clare County. - Is she still around? - Oh! No, no. That bear's gone. Well, she may be out there. (Sighs) Crazy, bloodthirsty as ever. So when you go to bed tonight... if you hear a noise... whatever you do... don't look out the window. Because it might be a bear! (Screaming) Christ! I'm half-drunk here, Chet! - Are you trying to give me nightmares? - Come on. I can't believe you, Dad! - Benny, honey. - Thank you! I'm 25 pounds overweight, I don't need a blast to the ticker like that! - Really inappropriate, Chet. - What? It was a story. Come on. Oh, come on. It was a kind of true story. Part of it happened. I just embellished a bit. Come on! What? What is that look? So now I get the look? I was just trying to have fun. Oh, God! So I made the fangs a little bigger. Jeez! (Chet) You have nothing to be afraid of, OK? I mean it. It's a story my dad told me and I'm sure his dad told him, and I'm telling you. It's made up. One day you're going to tell it to your kids, I guarantee it. Good evening. How's it going? Listen, girls... As your father, I feel it incumbent upon me to set the record straight on the validity of the tale Uncle Chet shared with us. A story like that coming from an authority figure could be traumatizing for kids. I had a similar experience with my Uncle Roy and a story he told about a family who were attacked by a band of psychiatric patients who had been subjected to violent, hellish behavior modification experiments. They escaped from the metal boxes the army kept them in, found this family in the woods, fell upon them, slaughtered them and ate them. That story gave me nightmares not to be believed, so I don't want Uncle Chet's bear story to upset you. So I'm here to say that there is no bear and that all Uncle Chet was saying was just a yarn for our entertainment and even if there were a bear, I'm in the house to protect you. So, no more thinking about bears, all right? No more unpleasant things. We're going to close our eyes and dream about nice things. About cuddly, soft, fluffy things. OK? Super. Good night. Sleep tight. (Raccoons chittering) 'Hey, kids... New people in the loon's nest.' ' ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Флэш Гордон на английском - текст Хищник на английском - текст Агнец божий на английском - текст Дюна на английском - текст Гостья из будущего на английском |