quick as you can say
"Bobґs your uncleґґ...
the most unusual things
begin to happen.
Iґm sure I havenґt the faintest
idea what youґre talking about.
Well mind, itґs not my place to say,
but what sheґs probably got in mind...
is a jolly holiday
somewheres or other.
Something along these lines,
I shouldnґt be surprised.
"Punting on the Thames.ґґ Thatґs
always good if you like an outing.
Here we go.
The circus. How about a lovely
circus? Lions and tigers.
World-famous artistes performing
death-defyinґ feats...
of dexterity and skill
before your very eyes.
Ta-da!
Ta-da!
Oh, thatґs lovely. If you please,
Iґd much rather go there.
Beautiful, ainґt it?
A typical English countryside...
as done by a true
and lovinґ hand.
Though you canґt see it,
thereґs a little country fair...
down that road and
uh, over the hill.
I donґt see any road.
What? No road?
Just wants a bit
of somethinґ here...
and a bit of somethinґ there.
There. A country road suitable
for travel and high adventure.
Please may we go,
Mary Poppins? Please?
Such a lovely place. Donґt you
think itґs lovely, Mary Poppins?
Nowґs the time, Mary Poppins.
No oneґs lookinґ.
- Please, Mary Poppins. Please!
- Please, Mary Poppins. Please!
I have no intention of making
a spectacle of myself, thank you.
All right, Iґll do it myself.
- Do what?
- Bit of magic.
- A bit of magic?
- Itґs easy.
Letґs see. You think.
You wink.
You do a double blink.
You close your eyes and jump.
Is something
ґsposed to happen?
Bert, what utter nonsense!
Why do you always complicate things
that are really quite simple?
Give my your hand, please,
Michael. Donґt slouch.
One, two.
Mary Poppins,
you look beautiful.
- Do you really think so?
- Cross my heart you do.
Like the day I met ya.
You look fine too, Bert.
I thought you said
there was a fair.
So I did. Down the road
behind the hill, remember?
Come on! I hear
the merry-go-round.
- Tell ґem Bert sent ya.
- Donґt fall and smudge the drawing.
Ainґt it a glorious day
RigHt as a morninґ in May
I feel like I could fly
Now, Bert.
None of your larking about.
Have you ever seen
tHe grass so green
Or a bluer sky
OH, itґs a jolly Holiday witH Mary
- Mary makes your Heart so ligHt
- You havenґt changed a bit, have you?
WHen tHe day is grey
and ordinary
- Mary makes tHe sun sHine brigHt
- Oh, honestly!
OH, Happiness is bloominґ
all around Her
THe daffodils are
smilinґat tHe dove
WHen Mary Holds your Hand
you feel so grand
Your Heart starts beatinґ
like a big brass band
- You are lightheaded.
- Itґs a jolly Holiday witH Mary
No wonder tHat itґs Mary
tHat we love
OH, itґs a jolly Holiday
witH Mary
Mary makes your Heart so ligHt
WHen tHe day is grey
and ordinary
Mary makes tHe sun
sHine brigHt
OH, Happiness is bloominґ
all around Her
THe daffodils are smiling at tHe dove
Oink, oink.
WHen Mary Holds your Hand
you feel so grand
Your Heart starts beatinґ
like a big brass band
Itґs a jolly Holiday witH Mary
No wonder tHat itґs Mary
tHat we love
- Thank you.
- Our pleasure, Mary Poppins.
OH, itґs a jolly Holiday
witH you, Bert
- Gentlemen like you are few
- A vanishing breed, thatґs me.
THougH youґrejust
a diamond in tHe rougH, Bert
- UnderneatH your blood is blue
- Common knowledge.
Youґ d never tHink of pressing
your advantage
- Forbearance is
tHe Hallmark of your creed
- True.
A lady neednґt fear
wHen you are near
Your sweet gentility
is crystal clear
OH, itґs a jolly Holiday
witH you, Bert
Ajolly, jolly Holiday witH you
Waiter!
Waiter!
Now then, whatґd be nice?
Weґll start witH raspberry ice
And tHen some cakes and tea
- Order wHat you will
- THereґll be no bill
Itґs complimentary
Youґre very kind.
Anything for you,
Mary Poppins.
Youґre our favourite person.
Right you are. Itґs true that--
Mavis and Sybil
Have ways tHat are winninґ
And Prudence and Gwendolyn
set your Hearts spinninґ
PHoebeґs deligHtful
Maude is