babies.
Baby Bink is not
a regular baby.
Buff, buff, buff,
buff, buff, buff.
Look how shiny they're getting.
Here we go.
Here we go.
There we go.
Now, now.
Now, now.
Almost done.
This is simple.
Ready?
Oh, very, very handsome.
Let me see.
Hello.
Get the gear.
Get the gear.
He didn't say,
"Get the gear, Veeko. "
I'm the supervisor.
You get the gear.
You got the blue sweater.
You help get the gear.
[Doorbell Chimes]
Heads up.
[Phony Foreign Accent]
A most pleasant
and charming
good day to you, sir.
I am Mr. Charlie--
photographer the babe--
entirely at your service.
You were expecting us.
Thank you.
Excuse me.
Photographic equipment.
Look at this place.
Eddie.
We ain't here
to nick no bric-a-brac-a.
We're here for the hit
of a lifetime.
You want to be a shoplifter,
go toJC Penney.
You really think we can
get away with this?
No. I'm here because
I've got a wild curiosity
about the electric chair.
Sorry.
What a gorgeous baby.
You must be so proud.
I'm Mrs. Cotwell.
I am Mr. Charlie.
Shall we begin?
Uhn!
Mr. Francis,
if you'll go to the vehicle
and retrieve my light... meter.
[Groaning]
Excellent.
[Chortling]
Ha ha ha!
I'm going to be rich.
I want individual photos
of Baby Bink.
Baby Bink?
What an absolutely
delightful name.
It's a pet name for Bennington.
I want individual photos of Baby Bink,
then a portrait of us two.
Whatever you wish,
however you wish.
You've photographed the children
of my friends.
Those pictures are
forever appearing
in newspapers and magazines.
It is true.
[Sigh]
His picture's
never been published.
That cannot be.
It's true.
I am sure,
in the not-so-distant future,
this little fellow
will be very well-known.
I want your very best.
I want you to set
a new standard for beauty
in baby photography.
I so welcome the challenge, madam.
And, to that end,
may I ask one small favor?
May I have some time alone
with the child?
Oh, I need his
complete attention.
The great bond
between you and your son,
his love for you,
will distract him.
I need to study
his marvelous little features
to learn how best
to photograph him.
He does well with persons
he is not intimate with?
Does he?
He's a friendly boy,
but he may not like--
Excellent.
Madam, if I might
make a suggestion?
Your garment du jour,
while extremely magnificent,
is so colorful,
I'm afraid it will
dominate the photograph
and detract from
your natural beauty.
I knew this outfit was wrong.
I'll be back in 1 5 minutes.
Take all the time you need.
If he gets cranky,
read him his book.
How invaluable.
Thank you.
Mr. Andrews, hurry to the attic.
Get the winter wardrobe.
Hurry, Gilbertine.
There you go.
Take the book.
[Shouting And Laughing]
Bink really deserves
this moment in the spotlight.
Too bad that baby pictures
don't make the front page.
Ma'am.
Yeah. Uh!
I've never shoplifted.
Everybody out of the van.
We got to make this fast.
I'm sorry it took so long.
Where's Bink?
Heh heh heh.
Eddie.
Huh?
You're a smart guy.
Where's front from back
on these diapers?
Are there pockets in the front?
Very funny.
The front and back are the same.
Then it probably don't
make no difference.
Put him in them
regular baby clothes.
That fruit suit's a dead giveaway
that he's a rich kid.
Come on.
Come on.
Good boy. Good.
Oh...
Aah.
[Baby Bink Laughing]
[Panting]
Ed.
Huh?
How do I know this milk
won't burn his throat?
If that matters.
Try it on some skin first.
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Hot! Ow! Ow!
What's the matter with you?
I better let it cool down.
[Laughing]
You like that?
Eddie.
Huh?
Watch the baby.
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha.
Very good.
Now see if it works the other way.
Heh heh.
It works.
Ohh.
Put him in the bedroom.
The more he sleeps,
the less attention he draws
from the neighbors.
And keep an eye on him.
Here you go, kid.
That little doo-doo machine
is my retirement money.
All right.
Nappy