weekends, and all you need to do is give me a replacement outfit as an advance. - Listen, honey. - What? I'll repeat your alternatives one last time. You can keep your outfit and dye the rest of it cranberry. - Or you can purchase a new one. - [Sighs] Would you please help me? I will do anything. - [Sobs] - Tsk. It's not that bad. - What are you talking about? Are you high? - I want to rent you. You want to rent me? Yeah. You pretend you like me, and we go out for just a few weeks... and that will make me popular. Just going out with me is not gonna make you popular. Well, I have $1,000 that says it will. I think you've mowed one too many lawns. You're right. Tsk. I believe we have decided against purchasing the outfit. Donald! Oh! You made it! - I was afraid you weren't gonna meet me. - Mellow out, Donald. I said 8:05. I'm here, right? Relax, anyway. It's only school. Yeah, well, this is not my average opening day. I'm about to walk the cool hallway. - I usually go the long route through the library. - Would you ease up? I mean, I'm the one who's gonna have to hold a press conference... when we're seen together, right? - Right. - Okay, now let's get this deal straight one more time. Um, we only pretend to hang, right? Uh, no hand holding, no kissing! And I get my lunch hour off. That's not our deal. I need more return on my investment. Well, there's no way I'm holding your hand in public. - I mowed 286 miles for you. - Okay, one lunch. There are five days in a school week. - All right, Donald, two lunches. - Three lunches. - And the pep rally on Friday. - Four lunches. That's it! Okay, deal. Now, just remember, this is our sworn secret for life or longer. - You promise. - Yeah, yeah. I promise. Anyway, how bad could it be, right? It's only for one week. No, no, it's one month. One month. Yeah, I know. Okay, one month. - Okay. - Okay. Now if I'm gonna do this for one day, we have to do something about your style. I mean, it's like nonexistent. Okay? Take off that hat. [Can Hissing] And... rub that in. [Sighs] Okay, um, take off those glasses. Here you go. Let me take a look at you. [Grunts] [Sighs] Nope. Turn around. [Whispers] Oh, sh... Okay, here you go. Your sleeve. - [Chuckles] - Don't worry about it. You look fine. Turn around and back up. - Yes, yes, big improvement. - Yes. Okay, Donald, we're ready. - Oh, Cindy, one last thing. - Yeah? My name is Ronald, not Donald. - Let's do it. - That's right. Let's do it. Should I put my collar up? - Hey, dude! - Hey, man. [Girls Laughing] [Girl] Really? [Boy] What's happenin', homes? [John] If we win a basketball trophy, put it down there. - We want ours to be all alone. - Man, look at... - Who's the dick with ears? - Oh, yeah, man. It's that wimp ass Miller guy. - I don't get it. - It must be for charity. - I think that's Ronald Miller. - No way! It must be a... transfer. Wrong, and I think I'm puking. Hi, pats, Barb. - Um, you all know Ronnie. - Yeah, I think. Didn't you, like, used to mow our lawn? Yes, and you have the nicest pair of rhododendrons in town. Rhoda who? - Dendrons. - I'll see you guys in Home Ec. Okay? - What did he say? - I don't care. Dig on his shirt. Well, class, any interesting experiments this summer? Uh, yeah, well, uh, I grew spores and fungi... in my parents' refrigerator this summer. Now he's homeless. - How come you didn't meet me in the library? - Sorry. I forgot. First day and all. - What's with the weird outfit? - Um, it's a designer original. - Yeah, how's the new telescope? - Well, I didn't exactly buy it yet. A thousand dollars is a great deal to part with, and I don't... Mr. Miller,you seem quite talkative this morning. Why don't you recite the bones of the upper appendicular skeleton? - Ooh! - [Laughing] - All 64. - [Sighs] - [Sizzling] - [Chattering] - [Gulps, Burps] - Oh, God, ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Винни-Пух на английском - текст Столкновение на английском - текст Рождественские каникулы на английском - текст Акванавты на английском - текст Дон жуан Де Марко на английском |